hey hi hello

grumpy fool (she/her)

[socialdistancing]

[cornteen]

[bubblegumcrash]

[iamhereforlaughs]

Animal Crossing is a very interesting game because it’s like…the antithesis of instant gratification. Want Blathers to bring his butt to your island? Well, you got to wait, travel takes time. Want those flowers to bloom? Water and wait, buddy. Like I’m frustrated but also like…what have I become that I can’t wait a day for something? So, I go about my day doing little things and explore. And I wait. And that’s ok because now, in this little island, I can breathe, you know? 

[hampop]

In juxtaposition, Stardew Valley is like: you have 50 seconds in a day and if you don’t make use of every moment you’re not going to make any money and you won’t be able to buy a barn in order to buy a cow in order to make milk in order to make cheese and oh god it’s 11:30pm I forgot to water the crops so I have to go out there and do it or I won’t make a profit so I do it and right as I get back to my front door it turns to 2am and I pass out and a Joja employee moves me the 2 inches into my house, steals my stuff, and charges me $50,000

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed

[uchanda]

therapist: how was your week?

me: mm.. i can’t remember

[thebeautifulspinster]

therapist: what are you thinking right know?

me: mm.. i don’t know

[lizziemcguiregifs]

Lizzie McGuire, Just Friends (S02E18)

[kiriska]

I love this stupid animal.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[books-in-order]

[unicornempire]

I’m so glad that this person was willing to take a picture before literally taking the spraying water out of their house. Bless you. 

[mushrooomring]

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

[huzursuzhayaller]

[cognitivedissonance]

Your cute cat of the day

[dollribbons]

cute little cow baby in a field of red flowers

[mustardskies]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

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