some asshole god gave hands to

He/Him

[pariztexas-deactivated20210721]

Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) dir. George Miller

[apardonablemonomania-deactivate]

[randobambo]

[dedededededededededededededenne]

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

[dunmertitty]

anyway as a trans man with a horribly transphobic family, i owe everything i know about masculinity and being a man to queer women. the trans girl i dated in high school teaching me how to shave my face because my dad wouldn’t. to my butch friend giving me fashion tips and ways to look and act more masculine to ways to flirt with women without making them feel uncomfortable. to the queer women who helped me advocate for my name and pronouns in high school and college. to swapping clothing with a different trans woman friend in college. i wouldn’t be the man i am today without the queer women in my life so happy pride to queer women ily MWAH

[dunmertitty]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[roguewolfiii-deactivated2021072]

Hyper-realistic packers are OUT packers that look like these things are IN

Yes the fish are included, they live in the balls

[moth-the-man]

do you know how confusing it would be to attempt to kick someone in the nuts and you hear a popping sound, it looks like they pissed their pants green and then FISH fall out of the legs of their shorts???? i would literally never recover

[what-icantotallycountto5]

what is it with cis friends and them feeling the need to mention that your trans when they talk about you with other people? like?? i really hate that? can you not??? especially when I’ve said multiple times I’m trying to play it stealth and that I don’t like it when people know I’m trans?? :/

[what-icantotallycountto5]

cis friend: oh yeah my friend *my name* you may remember him from this and that! when he was a girl!

other cis person: what? girl?

cis friend: hes trans!

like what?? they don't need to know that just say my friend *insert name* and move on u jerk, like thank you for not using my dead name but don't mention I’m trans unless they ask about me and don't know I’ve transitioned?

[viobearr]

reblog if u hate cisgenders

[what-icantotallycountto5]

what is it with cis friends and them feeling the need to mention that your trans when they talk about you with other people? like?? i really hate that? can you not??? especially when I’ve said multiple times I’m trying to play it stealth and that I don't like it when people know I’m trans?? :/

[whitepeopletwitter]

[beif0ngs]

Dr. Olivia Octavius

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[karadin]

[impiusangelus]

HEY AUNTY YOU WANNA TELL US SOMETHING

[wiredandrewired]

I just wanna remind everyone that there was a time in the Spider Man comics that Aunt May was gonna marry Doc Ock

and throw in that this would be a GREAT continuity to bring that back in.

[afallenwolf]

Mx. Moz did fan art of that cover. Link to artist https://twitter.com/MLeeLunsford/status/1084990686892453888

[greatlordfluffernutter]

I love the implication that every other spider was invited to the wedding and did nothing to stop it

[fawnilu]

twitter ot3 meme

[fawnilu]

PRINT 

[afloweroutofstone]

A reminder that the production cost of insulin is only $2 or $3 bucks per vial

[m00nlight-syndrome-deactivated2]

[despazito]

when you play electro swing over the park speakers

[lohboh]

new caravan palace album just dropped

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

me thinking about the horrible takes and bad discourse im going to have to read every day once everybody finds out there is a movie being made where harry styles is a gay cop 

[circumpolarvampire]

Never before have I wished to see the URL postsfromadarkertimeline more in my life.

[unclefather]

[mysharona1987]

[madcapzest]

Acoffee shop owner once told me he raised their prices because their electric bill went “through the roof” when people with laptops started using their (three) outlets. So I looked it up: it costs $8 A YEAR to keep one whole laptop charged. He could have off set that (maybe) 50 bucks A YEAR by replacing his lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. But instead he raised his prices on coffee .50 and made an extra 200-400 bucks A DAY.

Never take what capitalists tell you for granted.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[dodudodu]