My solid ground; my north star.

Jokay • 18 • Part-time human • Full-time shipper • Castle • Once Upon A Time

[supplementes]

bro that guy in Fight Club gay asf for hallucinating Brad Pitt in slutty little outfits to hang out with

[hollowboobtheory]

when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle

[twofingerswhiskey]

i had mental breakdowns over eating lettuce because i learnt the crunch was cells splitting apart and i thought what if i crunch lettuce and. i split an atom and wipe out my entire region just because i wanted a salad

[humorblr]

retail and restaurant work struggles

[buffysummers]

[bonjovishipper]

Lana and Sean at THEC4 in Paris. I’m crying and so are you.

[frocio]

i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

[frocio]

[iphisesque]

Italian is 107 different provincial languages stuck together with spit and half a prayer

[frogcoded]

My bf lives in another region and we are constantly arguing about regional variations of words and we both live in the fucking north of Italy

[putaemo-cional]

one time i saw a map of italy but instead of cities and roads etc it was just covered w different ways you can say the word vagina. it was covered

[frocio]

oh I can think of at least seven ways to say the word vagina right off the top of my head rn. I can’t imagine what I could do if I tried harder

[criptochecca]

Fjgkahfmangksoajufnajejgnanfjakirjvjjs

[fishbizkit]

this is the Italian Vagina Map, reblog to… I’m not sure actually. Can’t hurt though. 

[cannot-think-of-a-cute-name]

reblog to Italian season your pussy

[cannibalchicken]

[bookpillows]

all articles about tumblr’s “decline” boil down to 2 things: you can’t get famous on here and you can’t make money on here. And they don’t get that that’s why we like it here.

[hazeldomain]

Comments: This is such a good fic, I can’t wait to see where it goes!

The writer: 

[hazeldomain]

Here’s this gem showing up on my dash again.

[abovethemists]

It does feel like we’re on a slow crawl to the apocalypse doesn’t it? Like if there was a news report tomorrow that a giant asteroid capable of obliterating all life on earth was headed straight for us and it would be here in the next 10 to 20 years, we’d all just be like “huh, how about that” and continue on our stupid little lives.

[pirateherokillian]

Super cute, competitive and anxious to win Colly O. [HappySadConfused Patreon]

[impormable]

Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!

[sonnetscrewdriver]

I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character

[captainclickycat]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail

[gothhabiba]

People claiming this didn’t happen have never spoken to a man

[queerasbuck]

guilty pleasure this guilty pleasure that, I don't feel guilty abt pleasure, I'm not catholic

[mellifexfarm]

if chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would

without question

[pularia]

Without remorse.

[darkequidae]

Without hesitation

[delphinidin4]

[effervescentbi]

sam wilson always adding a healthy dose of reality to the mcu

[clarkgriffon]

ULTIMATE SHIPS CHALLENGE - [9/10] Hugs ↳ “Stop thinking. We’re here now, and this is true.”