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[what-the--curtains]

Fire & Ice

(Robb Stark x f!Targaryen!reader)

Synopsis:  A letter in the night changes the course of your future forever. With Lady Catelyn's husband dead, and the Baratheon line uncertain she seizes the opportunity to save her daughters and reunite her family. Under the cover of darkness she pens a letter to the only remaining bloodline with a true claim to the iron throne. To Visery Targaryen, bartering a match between his younger sister and the proclaimed King in the North. With your husband and child recently deceased, and Robb in love with another, the marriage promises a perfect storm. You had long been aware that love was not guaranteed in life, but you would not let one would-be king's disapproval of you stop you from taking back what was rightfully yours with fire and blood.

TW: Physical Abuse, threats, blood, murder, sex, pregnancy (later chapters), sexual harassment, language, sexism, misogyny, miscarriage

The reader hears voices brought on by magic. This may be triggering for people who experience psychosis. Please take care.

If you are not comfortable with any of the (canon) themes in the game of thrones universe do not read this story as all themes are included

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Part 1 - Disdain

Synopsis: With the promise of the iron throne once again in Visery's grasp, you find yourself caught in the middle of someone else’s war. Conquests are replaced with domesticity, as you’re uprooted from your life, dragged across the sea and planted in rotting soil. With few allies, and trust all but forsaken, you arm yourself with knowledge, replacing weapons with words. You would need your wits about you if you wanted to survive in the north. Those fighting held no loyalty to you, and your husband to-be was colder than the surrounding air, but what was the relevance of another would-be king to a rightful queen, and what was the opinion of a wolf to a dragon?

TW: Physical and verbal abuse, sexual harassment, Blood, violence, mentions of slavery, death, murder, threats, misogyny, sexism, hunting

A Political Affair • Alone in a Stranger's Land • Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon • Innocent Indiscretions • Capable Hands • Dances and Diatribes • From the Ashes

Playlists: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7.

Tagged List: @kittykylax @winxschester @mihrimahsultan03 @stargaryenx

[what-the--curtains]

Fire & Ice

(Robb Stark x f!Targaryen!reader)

Synopsis:  A letter in the night changes the course of your future forever. With Lady Catelyn's husband dead, and the Baratheon line uncertain she seizes the opportunity to save her daughters and reunite her family. Under the cover of darkness she pens a letter to the only remaining bloodline with a true claim to the iron throne. To Visery Targaryen, bartering a match between his younger sister and the proclaimed King in the North. With your husband and child recently deceased, and Robb in love with another, the marriage promises a perfect storm. You had long been aware that love was not guaranteed in life, but you would not let one would-be king's disapproval of you stop you from taking back what was rightfully yours with fire and blood.

TW: Physical Abuse, threats, blood, murder, sex, pregnancy (later chapters), sexual harassment, language, sexism, misogyny, miscarriage

The reader hears voices brought on by magic. This may be triggering for people who experience psychosis. Please take care.

If you are not comfortable with any of the (canon) themes in the game of thrones universe do not read this story as all themes are included

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1 - Disdain

Synopsis: With the promise of the iron throne once again in Visery's grasp, you find yourself caught in the middle of someone else’s war. Conquests are replaced with domesticity, as you’re uprooted from your life, dragged across the sea and planted in rotting soil. With few allies, and trust all but forsaken, you arm yourself with knowledge, replacing weapons with words. You would need your wits about you if you wanted to survive in the north. Those fighting held no loyalty to you, and your husband to-be was colder than the surrounding air, but what was the relevance of another would-be king to a rightful queen, and what was the opinion of a wolf to a dragon?

TW: Physical and verbal abuse, sexual harassment, Blood, violence, mentions of slavery, death, murder, threats, misogyny, sexism, hunting

A Political Affair • Alone in a Stranger's Land • Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon • Innocent Indiscretions • Capable Hands • Dances and Diatribes • From the Ashes

Playlists: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7.

Tagged List: @kittykylax @winxschester @mihrimahsultan03 @stargaryenx

[what-the--curtains]

Should i keep writing this?? Lemme know im almost done my thesis and gearing for something else to write!! Is anyone still here??????

[what-the--curtains]

Fire & Ice

(Robb Stark x f!Targaryen!reader)

Synopsis:  A letter in the night changes the course of your future forever. With Lady Catelyn's husband dead, and the Baratheon line uncertain she seizes the opportunity to save her daughters and reunite her family. Under the cover of darkness she pens a letter to the only remaining bloodline with a true claim to the iron throne. To Visery Targaryen, bartering a match between his younger sister and the proclaimed King in the North. With your husband and child recently deceased, and Robb in love with another, the marriage promises a perfect storm. You had long been aware that love was not guaranteed in life, but you would not let one would-be king's disapproval of you stop you from taking back what was rightfully yours with fire and blood.

TW: Physical Abuse, threats, blood, murder, sex, pregnancy (later chapters), sexual harassment, language, sexism, misogyny, miscarriage

The reader hears voices brought on by magic. This may be triggering for people who experience psychosis. Please take care.

If you are not comfortable with any of the (canon) themes in the game of thrones universe do not read this story as all themes are included

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1 - Disdain

Synopsis: With the promise of the iron throne once again in Visery's grasp, you find yourself caught in the middle of someone else’s war. Conquests are replaced with domesticity, as you’re uprooted from your life, dragged across the sea and planted in rotting soil. With few allies, and trust all but forsaken, you arm yourself with knowledge, replacing weapons with words. You would need your wits about you if you wanted to survive in the north. Those fighting held no loyalty to you, and your husband to-be was colder than the surrounding air, but what was the relevance of another would-be king to a rightful queen, and what was the opinion of a wolf to a dragon?

TW: Physical and verbal abuse, sexual harassment, Blood, violence, mentions of slavery, death, murder, threats, misogyny, sexism, hunting

A Political Affair • Alone in a Stranger's Land • Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon • Innocent Indiscretions • Capable Hands • Dances and Diatribes • From the Ashes

Playlists: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7.

Tagged List: @kittykylax @winxschester @mihrimahsultan03 @stargaryenx

[what-the--curtains]

Fire & Ice

(Robb Stark x f!Targaryen!reader)

Synopsis:  A letter in the night changes the course of your future forever. With Lady Catelyn's husband dead, and the Baratheon line uncertain she seizes the opportunity to save her daughters and reunite her family. Under the cover of darkness she pens a letter to the only remaining bloodline with a true claim to the iron throne. To Visery Targaryen, bartering a match between his younger sister and the proclaimed King in the North. With your husband and child recently deceased, and Robb in love with another, the marriage promises a perfect storm. You had long been aware that love was not guaranteed in life, but you would not let one would-be king's disapproval of you stop you from taking back what was rightfully yours with fire and blood.

TW: Physical Abuse, threats, blood, murder, sex, pregnancy (later chapters), sexual harassment, language, sexism, misogyny, miscarriage

The reader hears voices brought on by magic. This may be triggering for people who experience psychosis. Please take care.

If you are not comfortable with any of the (canon) themes in the game of thrones universe do not read this story as all themes are included

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Part 1 - Disdain

Synopsis: With the promise of the iron throne once again in Visery's grasp, you find yourself caught in the middle of someone else’s war. Conquests are replaced with domesticity, as you’re uprooted from your life, dragged across the sea and planted in rotting soil. With few allies, and trust all but forsaken, you arm yourself with knowledge, replacing weapons with words. You would need your wits about you if you wanted to survive in the north. Those fighting held no loyalty to you, and your husband to-be was colder than the surrounding air, but what was the relevance of another would-be king to a rightful queen, and what was the opinion of a wolf to a dragon?

TW: Physical and verbal abuse, sexual harassment, Blood, violence, mentions of slavery, death, murder, threats, misogyny, sexism, hunting

A Political Affair • Alone in a Stranger's Land • Fire Cannot Kill a Dragon • Innocent Indiscretions • Capable Hands • Dances and Diatribes • From the Ashes

Playlists: Chapter 1. Chapter 2. Chapter 3. Chapter 4. Chapter 5. Chapter 6. Chapter 7.

Tagged List: @kittykylax @winxschester @mihrimahsultan03 @stargaryenx

[what-the--curtains]

Should i keep writing this?? Lemme know im almost done my thesis and gearing for something else to write!! Is anyone still here??????

[ripempezardexerox]

[sorry-im-a-terminalidiot]

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

[high-fructose-porn-syrup]

[smute]

30 trips around the sun and im still surprised when the days get shorter after a long summer like the nights already feel much cooler now and soon it'll be dark at 4 in the afternoon and i'll go wow man look how dark it is and it's only 4 and come spring ill realize that wow you can actually tell the days are getting longer and warmer isnt that crazy and in the summer i'll be lying in bed at 11 thinking woah it's still not dark out and then in september ill say to myself phew that sure was a long summer you can already tell the days are getting shorter and ill remember this post and maybe ill go look for it and reblog it and dear reader, i for one hope that we both live to see it

[southfarthing]

remember when éowyn first met faramir and immediately thought "ah yes. this is a guy who could wipe the floor with any soldier of rohan." bc I think about it a lot

[southfarthing]

this is their first meeting im about to chew on mithril

[southfarthing]

faramir: she's so sad and pretty and sad 😍🥵

éowyn: he's so tender and a killing machine

[gondwana]

guy who wiggles his fingers and says "don't mind if I do!" when you offer him a line

[gondwana]

This is so vivid

[puppygirl-hornyposting]

[aleatoryw]

getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification

[beepbopitsgt]

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

[bluenightcomedies]

for the people doomblogging in the notes: this isn't a "drop in the ocean fine" situation, 200 bil is already over half of his fortune lost... and he's not even done losing money yet! he's got a ton of lawsuits left to go through, owes Google money for trying to rent-dodge, destroyed Twitter's remaining brand value by rebranding to X, is playing lawsuit chicken with Microsoft as a direct result, and will have to pay off Twitter's debt... and shows no signs of even pausing to consider the stupidity of his decisions, especially as he's already plotting out loud to make a paypal alternative that breaks multiple international laws. whatever he has left is nowhere near enough to cover the debt he's currently in and unless he somehow gets it forgiven or magically earns more than he's losing, there's a countdown over his head running down until the IRS personally comes after him. unless his last remaining braincell wakes up and he hits the brakes, we might actually see someone speedrun going from richest man in the world straight to poverty, and you better believe i wanna see that :D GO FOR THE FINISH LINE, MUSKY BOY! ~Blue

[beepbopitsgt]

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

[scenemo-spraycan]

Hey yeah in the midst of all the hype and the strikes, can we PLEASE fucking talk about this

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[bilesandthesourwolf]

I'm gonna keep reblogging this until it works

[overlycaffeinatedgalaxy]

I could absolutely use some luck right about now.

[charliejaneanders]

Sure why not

[maggierobots]

I could use some good luck...

[siphersaysstuff]

[phoukanamedpookie]

Worked again. Appreciate you, potato of luck!

[wylansvanhendriks]

jane austen was right!!!!! i AM half agony half hope!!!!! if i loved you less i COULD talk about it more!!!!!!!! i WAS in the middle before i knew i had begun!!!!!!!

[alcoholicanarchist]

that photo of hunter s. thompson shooting his typewriter is such a mood

[alcoholicanarchist]

[brawltogethernow]

Could NOT have predicted what I was in for before the image loaded. Why is it a ray gun. Why are they in the snow. Why that outfit in the snow.

[ralfmaximus]

That’s not a ray gun, that’s a revolver with an absurdly huge scope on it.

Hunter is in the snow because he lived in the Colorado mountains near Aspen when that picture was taken.

That’s basically his back yard.

He’s dressed like that because up until moments before the photo he was writing.

He’s shooting his typewriter because he’s a writer.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

Happy Birthday to Hunter S Thompson!

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

i said 'explain physics to me like youre in love with me' and after a while of quiet he went 'everything sings'. so i get it now