i know im not your favourite record

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[what-the-helly-r]

Intro Post

Hi! I’m Helly/Kel/Kelsier! // any pronouns // MINOR‼️‼️

Robin Buckley irl (found my Steve <3/p)

I love receiving asks! Feel free to ask me whatever, or just make noises at me.

(Some of) my fandoms!

Severance

Wednesday

The Legend of Zelda

Splatoon

Dirk Gentlys Holistic Detective Agency

Cosmere

Stranger Things

The Hunger Games

Music i like!

Taylor Swift

My Chemical Romance (8/18/26)

Fall Out Boy

Eisley

Rilo Kiley

BABYMETAL (11/15/24)

Tegan and Sara

Olivia Rodrigo

Sarah and The Safe Word (2/19/25 & 9/24/25)

Sarah Rose Project (7/5/25)

Ratwyfe (7/5/25)

Machinery of The Human Heart (2/19/25)

Sick of Sarah

Alkaline Trio

Yes I was in a strange aeons video (3:16-3:40, this is seriously my claim to fame but I can’t tell people irl about it bc this is my anonymous blog where I have non of my irls on it)

READ MY FICS ON AO3 :3 (whatthehelly_r)

Concert list (as of 2/4/26)

BABYMETAL, Scene Queen - 11/15/24

Sarah and the Safe Word, Machinery Of The Human Heart, Everybody’s Worried About Owen - 2/19/25

Sarah Rose Project, Ratwyfe, Rosslyn Station - 7/5/25

Sarah and the Safe Word, The Weekend Run Club, FOXCULT - 9/24/25

Strike Anywhere - 2/19/26

UPCOMING CONCERTS!!

My Chemical Romance - 8/18/26

The Bouncing Souls/Strike Anywhere - 9/16/26

Sarah and the Safe Word/Demi the Daredevil/Bear Ghost - 10/2/26

DNI: 21+, terfs, trump supporters, harry potter fans, fetish/kink blogs (absolutely zero shame, I just don’t want to see that), anyone glorifying $h or suicide, will wood fans (unless you’re The Unnamed One)

[kelsiers-metal-vials]

I once got told I have pretty eye bags and I really don’t know if any compliment will ever top that

[what-the-helly-r]

shit wait were they hitting on me

[what-the-helly-r]

Only child? Well you’re in luck, for the low low price of free plus that grandma candy that’s been in your pocket since March 2025, you too can have a sibling rivalry!

[justsomeguycore]

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

[justsomeguycore]

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots

[what-the-helly-r]

the most life changing shits happen in school when there’s a bunch of girls vaping in the bathroom

[queer-as-city-folk]

Guy whose favorite era of history is WW2: recent events are literally WW2 repeating

Guy whose favorite era of history is the 60s: recent events are literally the 60s repeating

Guy whose favorite era of history is the guilded age: recent events are literally the guilded age repeating

Guy whose favorite era of history is the 2008 recession: recent events are literally the 2008 recession repeating

[queer-as-city-folk]

Guy whose favorite era of history is the Napoleonic Wars: recent events are literally not important

[queer-as-city-folk]

Guy whose favorite era of history is the fall of the Roman Empire: recent events are literally the Fall of the Roman Empire repeating

Guy whose favorite era of history is the Russian Revolution: recent events are literally the Russian Revolution repeating

Guy whose favorite era of history is early American Colonization: I'm racist

[queer-as-city-folk]

Girl whose favorite era of history is the Cold War in Latin America: I just want to get dicked down again :/

[queer-as-city-folk]

Guy whose favorite era of history is the 80s: this is nothing like the 80s and thats bad

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[the-muppet-joker]

Man what the hell. The ghost of my Original Kermit Plushie (died in a fire) just appeared before me and told me that tonight I would be visited by the Three Ghosts: the Ghost of Dashcon Past, the Ghost of Dashcon Present, and the Ghost of Dashcon Future. Apparently I am going to be forced to face the shadows of the past and reckon with my fate of eternal damnation? LAME!

[what-the-helly-r]

to all yall waiting for diyadiyd or my byler fic, hold on til may… 10th. Hold on until may 10th. I’m currently writing updates for both but can’t update until musical #2 is over just to ensure that it goes well.

[neur0nom1con]

[interestingmistakes]

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

[left-lateral-incisor]

[ID: A picture of the progress pride flag. The chevron with the stripes for trans people and people of color, as well as the intersex flag, have been replaced with the Tumblr "This content has been removed for violating Tumblr's Community Guidelines." /End ID]

[what-the-helly-r]

I just found out I am extremely attracted to hair that has been in a fuckass wig cap that was taken off very quickly because oh my GOD. I looked over at them backstage before a scene where they didn’t have their wig and it was all poofy and in their face and I genuinely had to walk away because I couldn’t NOT stare they’re so pretty and cute and hot and UGHHHGGG

[wreegis]

(6/9) would you vote them for spresident

(yes) or (yes)

[fresh-and-funky]

Joyce and Karen picking up the kids from the first day of kindergarten after worrying that their autistic sons wouldn't make any friends

[pointmetotheundertow]

I can’t do this today, okay?!?!?!!??!!?!?!

[astal-art]

Fun…poison.. need.. more..

ok

[what-the-helly-r]

I was pondering just now and realized I may have missed the most obvious fucking hint anyone has ever dropped in the history of ever

They deadass asked me to prom and did not specify if it was a friend thing or not, only “I don’t have anyone to go with and I can get you in since you wouldn’t be allowed otherwise”

am I an idiot or am I just misreading this???

help