Truth is...I am Iron Man.

Hey, there. Just a girl with no life and an unhealthy obsession with fictional characters.

[ringtoned]

suzanne collins is such a genius... the cultural phenomenon of her series leading to the hanging tree house remixes, mockingjay being milked for two (bad) movies, the capitol-inspired makeup palettes, the halloween costumes, the explosion of the market for dystopia, the butchering of her characters and removal of disabilities, disfiguration, and racial tension + representation to sell more tickets, the extra gale scenes to fuel discourse, and the audience showing up to cinemas to watch what was pretty honestly marketed to them (the jacob vs edwardification of the symbolic love story and also to watch children fight to the death) it's just so ridiculously ironic i would say you can't write this shit, but she did write about it... in The Hunger Games published 2008

[i-alwayslikedstrangecharacters]

[beachdeath]

one thing i have learned this year reading a lot of old-timey diaries is that they straight up did not know anything about medicine. i mean less than nothing. sylvia plath writes in her journal that she’s got a bad cold but fortunately the doctor has prescribed her some cocaine drops so she should be okay. louisa may alcott is like well i am in horrible pain for no apparent reason (after being treated with mercury for the fever she developed working as a nurse in a civil war hospital) but fortunately i am able to sleep pretty well at night thanks to this opium i’ve been prescribed. franz kafka is totally fine all spring and summer just writing about going out for coffee and seeing plays with his friends and then november hits and he’s like “i am in agony life is meaningless i am a worm upon the earth” and it truly is like franz buy a sun lamp king

[somethingmissingthings]

Oh I can’t possibly study, I have allotted the next six hours to yearning vaguely

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

me: *buying more makeup* I live for temporary material satisfaction also when will I die

[feralpunkz-deactivated20190902]

you though this was gonna be a christmas post? guess again bitch! happy hanukkah! may your latkes be delicious and you have a blessed holiday season! אני אוהב את כולכם כל כך !!!

[catchymemes]

[smute]

“you are a lawyer and he is a hamster” is one of the funniest statements ive ever had the pleasure of reading

[dovahqueen4]

Is it ever too late for a Biden/Obama meme.

[kittenspeak]

Bringing back solid ObamaBiden memes

[kristiemewisstan]

[hers-deactivated20210629]

[lovecrumbss]

Harry Styles for ‘Golden’ 

[floencepugh]

“I know you were way too bright for me”

GOLDEN by HARRY STYLES

[rosalielesbianhale]

okay, so i was watching the baseball scene from twilight, as one does, and i noticed something i’d never caught before (maybe you all have and i’m just super slow on the pick-up) but after this (badly screenshotted) piece of poetic cinema happens, where edward and emmett crash into one another just as lightning strikes behind them

the have this cute giggle moment where we get to see them be actual playful teenagers together which is something we very rarely see edward do but it’s even better than that because

Edward absolutely gives him the finger.

i know this screenshot is atrocious, it’s from netflix and it really is a very brief moment so i couldn’t get one that was better but like…

[rogha]

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[rogha]

make your own post

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

[ishouldreallygetofftheinternet]

[disquietiswhatitis]

This headline took me tf out

[nudityandnerdery]

Ewan McGregor

Jiminy Cricket

by Guillermo del Toro...

[whitepeopletwitter]