Just Keep Swimming

[gen-zee]

I love how confused adults get with our humor and vine refrences cause like i just replied to my brother with ‘four female ghostbusters?? the feminist are taking over!!’ and he just screams ‘IM AN ADULT VIRGIN’ and my mom still has no idea what we’re talking about

[curiosityisfatal-deactivated202]

Sometimes I fear we accidentally created a new language

[gen-zee]

why fear it when you can embrace it

[petersboyfriendsonofthor]

Fun fact: the media thinks the Area 51 Facebook thing is being spread by Russian bots. Anyone older than 30 simply cannot comprehend millennial and gen z humor

[fictionalred]

Don’t blame it on the sunshine Don’t blame it on the moonlight Don’t blame it on the good times Blame it on the Russians

[toniins]

i was in the us one time (im australian) and went to dinner w a family that had a daughter the same age as me. my aunt made some comment like “oh you guys were raised in such different contexts, there wouldn’t be much common ground” and without missing a beat she said “ravioli ravioli” and i finished “give me the formuoli” and my aunt looked like she was about to have a stroke

[animalsnaps]

More dog snaps

[legislacerator]

pretty fucked up that brokeback mountain is a horrifically sad movie and yet everyone acted like it was peak comedy

i remember when brokeback mountain was released (before i realized i was gay) and i remember everyone making “i wish i knew how to quit you” jokes and looking back it’s absolutely depressing how people reacted to brokeback mountain

the movie was a depressing look into being closeted and in love and being outed and gay ppl being violently murdered and somehow all straight people took away from it was “it’s so funny because…. they’re Gay…. it’s a Gay Movie”

[plain-flavoured-english]

I remember when Brokeback Mountain came out. It was the joke of the year. People thought the ‘gay cowboy movie’ was the funniest thing they’d ever heard of. SNL had a field day. You couldn’t get away from the ‘I wish I could quit you’ jokes. It wasn’t until years later when I actually saw it that I was like, ‘Holy shit, this is a deadly-serious fucking tragedy. What the fuck, people. What the fuck.’

[walkyriesrising-deactivated2018]

straights love to make fun of gay men’s pain. nothing new.

[gaypeopletwitter]

[beesbutreal]

So my high school’s drama club did The Bad Seed, a play about a child who brutally murders people. Later, the girl who played the part of the murderer was cast as a gay character and she refused to play the part because it “went against her morals”

[iflipforrizzles]

People calling themselves hetero when they can’t even keep their morals straight

[brbjellyfishing]

[canadianbeerandpostmodernism]

[darkerskin-deactivated20170723]

I don’t feel like I’m 6'4. it just kinda feels like everyone’s small.

[sheabutterbitch]

Just say you’re 6'4 and go

[champagnepuppies]

glamour shots

[lowercasebig]

Dat booty

[champagnepuppies]

don’t objectify her

[catchymemes]

[lankybrunettepartdeux]

THE MOST PURE!!!

[wizardnuke]

[foreveralone-lyguy]

I told my roommate he was putting the tp on backwards and then I find this

[gold-kushkloudz]

[marlbororeds100s-deactivated202]

im sorry but

[distressingdisneydamsel]

Frozen is the first movie to show depressed charact-

Frozen is the first movie to be about an outcast-

Frozen is the first movie with magic-

Frozen is the first movie with a dysfunctional fam-

Frozen is the first to not have love at first sight-

Frozen is the first Disney movie to teach girls they don’t need to be saved by-

Frozen is the first movie where the princess isn’t only focused on marrying a prince-

Frozen is the first-

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

they tore down my childhood home in istanbul. i visited last winter break and saw this nine foot statue in its place

[joeshmo]

Caillou, stealer of souls, destroyer of homes

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

[theinfiknight]

Thank the fucking gods this filled me with fear

[radha-the-introvert]

I scrolled too fast to skip the post but then I saw the Good Boy

[timelord-winchester-22b]

OH NO I ALMOST SCROLLED PAST HIM

[unclefather]

Olivia is mostly potty trained but we have a potty chart on the wall in front of the toilet where if she goes on the toilet and does various potty related things she gets to put a sticker on her chart and today she told me she had to go potty so I sat her down on the toilet and she didn’t go and I said “why did you tell me you had to go to the bathroom if you weren’t gonna go? Don’t you want a sticker?” And she looked at me and squinted her eyes and said “I don’t want any damn stickers”

[entropicembrace]

[notmipha]

im loosing my entire goddamn mind