[rcmclachlan]

Turns out, 2000 was 20 years ago. Which is odd, since 1980 was also.

[lesbiantiana]

oswald the lucky rabbit: *exists*

mickey mouse in 1928:

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

life with mental illness is actually so fucking exhausting

honestly, i can’t explain the kind of tiredness that’s caused by being mentally unwell

it’s like your veins are tired. your bones are tired. your hair is tired. your actual soul is tired

never feel guilty for resting.

[banana-battery-acid]

So in the Road to El Dorado...

  Does anyone notice how there’s like, the townspeople, then there’s the High Priests but it’s like, where is the Emperor? All of a sudden, two “Gods” come along and take over now all I can think of is the Emperor being on vacation and coming back like

[feenyxblue]

This is the only valid crossover.

[capnperaltiago-deactivated20211]

none of my friends will get both of these references so here is maybe the funniest tweet i’ve ever seen

[en-cima]

notice how “girls mature faster” is never stated as a reason why girls should be given more positions of power and authority? It only works to hold girls to greater accountability than boys and to justify men’s attraction to them.

[stringerbells-deactivated202105]

[wlwriot]

Today I called a girl homophobic as a joke and she almost started crying

[wlwriot]

She said “my neighbors are a lesbian couple! I’m the least homophobic person you’ll ever meet”

[wlwriot]

I said “Kelsea I’m really sorry I hurt your feelings but I need you to know that homophobic people can have lesbian neighbors” and she just got even more distraught and said “I’ve been inside their house and I wasn’t even afraid or anything”

AFRAID OF WHAT??

[capitalchirp]

Why did you say it as a joke?

C'mon. Answer it.

[wlwriot]

she told me she calls it “soda” instead of “pop”. I replied “homophobia at its finest” because i thought that would be silly and very obviously not a serious accusation of homophobia. It appears i couldn’t have been more wrong. 

[latenights]

no offense to me or anything but what the fuck am i actually doing

[milesgmorales-archive]

#dedicated to the gram

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

…that happen. yeah, that.

[albinwonderland]

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Young St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know

[ruinsmami]

Do you ever look at guys hands and think fuck yes

[alexmelanson-deactivated2018120]

If I got paid for overthinking and overanalyzing, I’d be a multimillionaire

[nuderefsarebest]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[teaboot]

And I would’ve fuckin gotten away with this, too

[minigenos]

Would you accept this round warm girl into your life?

[neomushi]

yes

[crow--teeth-side]

[homestucky]