eulalie

you don't know how important my spine is to me

[lesbianshepard]

i love when professors try to use modern slang to relate to students. my professor referred to the theater of pompey as “the place where caesar got vibe checked by a bunch of senators” and i lost it. 

[lesbianshepard]

Vibe Check (1806) by Vincenzo Camuccini

[searivermountain]

"It's time to go to bed, sir." "oh dear....No one's dead yet"

doodle

[thepointlessmasterpiece]

The only problem I have so far with the Jeeves books is that the Wooster lingo is contagious. Actively restraining myself from typing "what ho!" in my friends' chat type of situation here

[marql1]

this episode is killing me (and I love it)

[wishfulsketching]

Engagement: broken

Jeeves: feigning disinterest

Bertie: having a gay ol' time

[peaky-arthur]

[foxofninetales]

More like

[pinqueen30]

[dollsome-does-tumblr]

d’awwww

[searivermountain]

Bertie is probably more flirtatious in a not happened. He's more shy after something. (The man who fail when they get nervous.)

[karabin4ik]

Oh yeah, an aristocratic mermaid 💅

I thought for a long time what to draw for the "weird science" (I didn't understand the second option, sorry! 😵‍💫), like...well, damn, I don't know about you, but the only things that come to mind for me are a human centipede and Frankenstein (oh yeah, top ten random achievements of humanity). I was confused, I was already thinking about drawing art for the fanfic "Jeeves and a chance duplicate", but not a single cultural thought came to my mind (I read this ff only for the bed scene, okay?) //This is a clumsy translation of the name from Russian, I would look in the links to see if there is an English version, but my VPN finally stopped working and now I can't even go to OA3 to check it. ...---...

So I decided to turn to my secret passion for drawing mermaids 🙇🏼 and here's the fish I got

[searivermountain]

Winter fashion trends

[eron-detective]

Most likely flung his whole body on Jeeves while asking for help

[420sadnoodles]

He's just so god damn stupid. He's a wrinkled tissue paper. He has one singular brain cell that dings around in his skull like an early 00s screensaver. He has never had a single god damn thought in his life. I'm smitten to say the least? Look at those baby blue eyes. What the fuck is wrong with him? He needs a hug. He needs therapy. He needs studied in a lab. He needs thrown into the wilderness too see if he could survive more than 15 seconds. What the fuck. God. *sounds of bertum voilence*. I wish to blend him into a fine pulp. He would smile at me the whole damn time too. I hate his every move. Our wedding will be in spring. Fuck. *makes him into a smoothie*.

[420sadnoodles]

I love how I still get notifications for this. And I still stand by it. I need him studied under a microscope. I bet you could pick him up and he would squeak like a dog toy. You could microwave him and the plate you put him on would warm up but he would just spin around pathetically. He would have the same expression the entire time. Wide eyes and slightly concerned. Maybe a few "oh my"s or "bollocks" every few rotations. But he'd sit still and allow it to happen. God. I love this man. He invented a new kind of man to be.

[marql1]

We definitely need more edits with Jeeves in this fandom

[fritzmonorail]

The look on Jeeve’s face when Bertie says that he wants a daughter.

[cucumbermoon]

Does anyone else ever think about the possibility that P.G. Wodehouse might not have realized that he set Bertie up to inherit the family title? Bertie never brings it up, not once. No one else does either, not even Aunt Agatha. Doylist wisdom tells me that there’s a good chance Wodehouse just never thought about it. The details of Bertie’s family are notoriously spotty, after all, and Wodehouse himself liked to joke that he barely planned anything while writing. Wodehouse might not have noticed that Bertie has no living biological uncles other than Lord Yaxley, and no elder cousins either.

And as for the Watsonian interpretation… is it possible Bertie hasn’t figured it out, either? Does Uncle George die one day and Bertie has no idea he has inherited the title until Jeeves calls him Lord Yaxley?

[puppy-eyes-wilson]

bertie wooster is The himbo. a baby girl even