raw & eternal rage

He/They, Trans, Fuck it up.

[inkbi0tic]

[koobiie]

the dastardly curve has harmed me once more

[the-punforgiven]

[vulcanette-deactivated20260506]

the new dj crazytimes song … now that’s what I call music!

[vedajuno]

[allthestarscantfillalifetime]

The over-pronunciation of every word is so spot on lol

[dubiousculturalartifact]

The new Odyssey adaptation has inevitably gotten people talking about a Muppet version of it, and they’re frequently suggesting Kermit as Odysseus, Miss Piggy as Penelope.

I’m sorry but that’s thinking way too small, hear me out:

We need to have Miss Piggy as Odysseus, and Kermit as Penelope.

Think about it… who’s the more fickle, prideful, warlike one in that relationship? Who is absolutely ready to go ham, at a moment’s notice?

It ain’t Kermit

[anyroads]

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

[mindovermuses]

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

[muffinflarp69]

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

[kosmogrl]

[manwhorewednesdays]

This is actually such a crucial part of healing from neglect and abuse and I have to add to this.

Because indeed, people who like you will not roll their eyes and sigh at the idea of accommodating your needs, they will value your voice and be upset with you about injustice done to you, not at you for "being difficult". They will be happy when you find a way to live a better life, and help you to get there. If you are struggling, someone who loves you wants to see you smile, not tell you to smile because "you have it so good".

[dharmagun]

Higgledy-piggledy unparliamentary green parrots quarrel outside in the trees

Squawking out epithets uncomplimentary Squads of unmannerly Oversized peas.

[roach-works]

i loved this poem so much that i memorized it and to this day i sometimes mutter it under my breath to keep my welding tempo even

[ymutate]

Helen Whitaker, England

" Sycamore Seed "

Glass , copper and brass

[that-house]

i'm gonna be me forever and im gonna get really really good at it

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[iraffiruse]

[furaffinity]

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

[stargh0st-deactivated20131025]

wwhat the fuck….

[tubaplaysmatt]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

[smimon]

Here’s the second image again since it somehow disappeared in reblogs

[kkujo]

sorry sir that is yassified information

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[wertfi-penguin]

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it

[geekyhistoriansunite]

[prokopetz]

My opinion on the reptile-ness of birds:

While it's true in a cladistic sense that birds are reptiles, it's rarely actually useful to get on people's cases for using the word "reptile" in a way which excludes birds; the colloquial definitions of words often differ from their scientific ones, and you know what they meant, so don't be a cock.

It is, however, very funny to pretend to get the relationship backwards and be like "you know, technically all reptiles are birds".

[prokopetz]

@theemjay replied:

How can a warm-blooded creature cladistically be a cold-blooded one? Is this about evolutionary ancestors, or is there something I'm missing?

The short version is that birds and crocodiles are more closely related to each other than they are to any other clade. There is no coherent cladistic definition of "reptile" which contains crocodiles but not birds; from a cladistic standpoint, either birds are reptiles, or crocodiles aren't.

(If you're about to suggest avoiding classifying birds as reptiles by attacking the issue from the opposite end and declaring that crocodiles are birds, it may amuse you to know that this has in fact been proposed.)

[muffinlance]

are you telling me we could live in a world where crocodiles were called "Florida penguins" and we are just choosing not to?

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[shamebats]

[shamebats]

She's hilarious, I love her

[shamebats]