[jalajalapeno]

[just-shower-thoughts]

A bullet is a son of a gun.

[thatsthat24]

On That Grind!! 💪 

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sucking on a piece of chocolate until it melts in your mouth is the ultimate test of self control

[whatis-this]

Are you telling me people don't usually do that?

[theclassylion-deactivated202102]

Finally some answers

[whatis-this]

I knew something was wrong...

[whatis-this]

At the end, darkness will always catch up.

[fantasising-about-escape-blog]

[ratbrick]

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

[iwritewithaposionpen-hasmoved]

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

[dirtinthenails]

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

[swanofmischief]

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

[radical-sin-deactivated20140212]

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

[enregize-deactivated20180729]

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

[arsenalqueened-deactivated20150]

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

[underneath-corktrees]

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

[murdock]

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

[girlyghosty]

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

[strawberryoverlord]

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

[offvocalremade]

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

[aeolus06]

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

[politenuclearbomb]

theres a dead body

[catfoundation-deactivated201805]

Whoop there goes the joke

[magicaldarklords]

Ulmo Ocin– Mandalo

Auf seiner Debüt-Single "Mandalo" verbindet der brandneue Ethno-Pop-Künstler Ulmo Olcin fantastische Welten mit den Klängen des Irdischen. iTunes: Direkt Lin...

The German hit single for nerds all over the world. Ulmo Ocin, dressed as Legolas, sings about Mandalo, a city inspired by Minas Tirith or Gondolin from the Tolkienverse. What makes this song just the better is that the lyrics are half German half Elvish (Sindarin). I assume that Ulmo Ocin is just a big fan of Elves, especially because he dresses up as one of them. He´s not that famous yet, but he already had some big performances, e.g. at the movie premiere of the Hunger Games. Spread the word, because every Tolkien fan should know this song as it has great potential. 

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[owlskitty]

”!!!!” has a sound in my head

[useless-germanyfacts]

“Any last wishes?”

“Yes! The song from the superperforator advertisement!”

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[kalasraven]

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

[professor-bats]

you’re just not thinking with portals.

[delcat177]

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

jump and then hit control

[bralnwashingquirk]

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

[guitaurenhero]

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

[stillhasabigego]

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

[pokemanaphy-deactivated20201115]

Press the switch to activate the ring path, then light speed dash

[intel-i386-deactivated20160703]

Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.

[quixon]

Kill all the enemies in the hotel and when you go back to the lobby a ladder will have appeared yo climb up there.

There’s a heart container and a 300 rupee chest up there

[gochellzgo-deactivated20170221]

No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up

[thetallblacknerd]

You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple

[sunnysundown]

Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix 

[whatreallycomics-deactivated201]

Jump and press start repeatingly!

[useless-germanyfacts]

“Any last wishes?”

“Yes! The song from the superperforator advertisement!”

[giffinggermany]

German entertainers Joko and Klaas on their youtube channel (x) on 26 August 2015.

Full English translation after the break.

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[29knutstoasickle-blog]

Break a prop? Just put it back and walk away… ha ha!!

[oocharleneoo]

Emma’s reaction though 

[stephanie-judith-tanner-blog]

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

[mysticfeather]

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…

[sawyrfords]

If I was stranded on the Island…

[ruedesarchives]

Baby