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@whatiswiththesepeople
Get the fuck off my lap Wade
hot take: moms need to learn how to listen to and comfort their daughters without making everything about their own traumas
a classic example
daughter: hey this thing you do bothers me very much and i wish you wouldn’t do it
mom: well my parents abused me and im not even as bad as they were and i had to sit through it so you gotta sit through whatever i do to you too
Dude
holy shit.
this is on a whole new level of patience
This is natural art.
@anyilherron
Absolute queen 🙌🏽
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neopets wont let me type pot or gay into spellcaster but it will allow PISS
Are you telling me that the Teletubbies have, canonically, fucked? Because I am very uncomfortable with that information.
turns out they’re called the tiddlytubbies and they have names
most likely umby pumby is la la’s kid and duggle dee is po’s. Yellow and red make orange, so Po and La La got together to have Ruru.
Nin is purple, so that one is Tinky Winky’s. Dipsy’s is Daa daa because they’re both green. but look at daa daa’s antenna. seems a bit similar to la la’s no? la la and dipsy had some shit on the side.
po, that other cheating fuck, had ping with tinky winky because ping is pink and that’s suspiciously similar to red and purple. also check out that fucking antenna. same as tinky winky’s. can’t hide the facts. po and la la were cheating on each other and now they have a shit ton of kids to pretend aren’t theirs.
tinky winky and dipsy also aren’t innocent in this. the actual color of mi mi is an aqua green. green and blue. dipsy and tinky winky had mi mi AND they probably had Baa too. they had TWO KIDS and they’re off getting some tubby custard on the side.
scandals galore in that damn superdome.
A diagram for everyone who does not understand either. I found that the only pairs who had not had children together according to the above were Po and Dipsy, and Tinkywanky and Lala. Coincidentally Po, Lala and Tinkywanky all have children with only one confirmed parent. Considering the amount of cheating going on here, its quite likely that these children were the product of these pairs which have supposedly not boned. The suspected parents of these children have been indicated with dotted lines. An orgy happened here.
I’m just gonna…reblog this without comment.
….
*Stares*
…Why?
If I’m cursed with this information, you have to be too.
Bold of you to assume it was cheating and they weren’t all in on it together
god damn it this is the poly rep we deserve
Are we all just going to over look the fact you’re calling them Tinkywanky?
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my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))
me: oh sure :)))
me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]
me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want
god is a Black woman 🗣🗣
me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside”
If this ain’t me
me: send me pics
you: what u wanna see?(;
me: spiderman
you: what?
me:
“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
fuck you
The first line is six syllables.
THIS
POEM
DOES-N’T
RHYME
That’s 5 syllables
Poem is two syllables. Po-em.
Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?
What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.
“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?
“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em
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We have come full circle.
a “hypothesis”, or a “science headcanon”,
#as a scientist i hate this because it’s not exactly wrong
I’m just going to die laughing a little bit.
looks like a gta online lobby
napoleon dynamite 2017
Dexter’s out of the lab and into the club
lmao
Is that a baby!?
a baby that ain’t got boundaries