Not if it's me, not if it's you.

over 20, 18+/NSFW blog, she/him, American.

[il3x]

looking through my subscriptions for a particular fic and i kind of like how these look. webcore buttons or something

[parakeet]

you know how people will post porn online and other people will take the clip and write their own caption that has nothing to do with the clip, like basically inventing the reason theyre having sex or that the guy is a plumber or something, is that technically fanfiction when they do that

[kradeelav]

i know things are hella grim in the nsfw/kink art circles especially in the last year --

but I'm hearing there's a NSFW-friendly ko-fi alternative built on atproto that's actively in the works, and being vetted by lawyers right now. as torrent-princess (OP) says, you should be able to swap out payment processors while keeping your account intact. this matters since even if stripe removes support, you'll still have a shop and all of your links intact. (ATproto is an infrastructure that bsky is built on, but is far bigger than bsky with far more opportunities.)

additionally, the Free Speech Coalition is working on a credit union specifically for adult work (including kink art) - here's the link so you can add your interest & support. Since this will be built by sex workers, there'll be far less risk of being debanked for spurious and puritanical reasons.

on a domain TLD level, there's an initiative here for a .furry domain built from the ground up by seasoned furries; it's unclear whether they'll support NSFW, but it's yet another promising turn of events for a group that's been similarly affected by censorship.

there are friends and allies out there helping to build a working parallel infrastructure. keep being vocal, keep supporting these initiatives when it's possible, and keep supporting your nsfw/kink artists. ♥

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[dumbtrannybitch]

have you considered praising your mage girl on how good she is at using the frosthammer vortex and how proud you are of her? maybe putting a collar on her so she knows who she should be listening to?

[teaboot]

My favourite form of humour on this site is the panneau of a banal, non-sexual, everyday circumstance acted out by traditional caricatures borrowed from popular BDSM roleplay

[teaboot]

*comes home from the store to find my anxious puppyboy BF chewing a hole in my sofa because I didn’t leave the TV on for him to make it feel like someone was in the house*

[teaboot]

MFW I’m doing my very best to trot like a good pony but my mistress approached me from behind without warning so I reflexively kicked her in the head with my powerful hooves and now she’s on concussion protocol 🐎💃

[teaboot]

Boyfriend comes home with handcuffs and a badge pins u to the wall and says u have been a very naughty boy but he failed to identify himself as law enforcement prior to entry and will not state the purpose of his presence so u call the OPCC and file a report of police misconduct

[teaboot]

Non-binary catgirl owner dies unexpectedly of natural causes and their catgirl GF has to eat them to survive because she can’t open the lid on the kibble bucket

[isuggestforce-masc]

question! is there any kind of forcemasc that goes with dollification? a lot of dollification i see goes with feminization but i wanna be a creepy limo porcelain (or composite) doll. a little gentleman to be positioned and fucked or hauled around like a beloved toy

ofc!!! dollification like petplay is actually not at all gender specific its def more popular in forcefem and femme communities in general bc dolls are considered feminine tm but its not remotely exclusive and never has been

theres a macrophilia forcemasc post i made some time back that i keep hyping because it was one of the my favorites to write and i want more ppl to read it where a "girl" gets turned into a toy soldier and that too unironically is classic dollofication

gi joe is a p common masc subject with dollification +although forcemasc is rarely involved) for the same patriarchal standards that make ppl think dollification is for girls eg. guns are for boys dresses are for girls and like forcegendering inherently engages with these sexism imperialist ideas and norms as well as with ideas of oppositional sexism p often because its part of the breaking of societal taboos but id personally say its certainly odd how rarely forcefem dollification predominantly made by and for transfems rarely has allowances for masc/butch presentation and forcemasc similarly often made by and for transmascs often has difficulties with contending with the idea of allowing men to dress up in cute fancy clothes and be pretty tm

anyway all that aside that sounds super hot and im totally here for it do what you want forever actually and the REAL forcegender and transformation perverts will support you in doing so all the way!!!!!!

[isuggestforce-masc]

yeee like i said dollification isnt gender specific and it never has been there absolutely has been masc/gender ambiguous/androgynous dollification for as long as dollification has been a thing the only reasons it seems otherwise is bc of gender norms and reinforcement of patriarchal standards

[isuggestforce-masc]

no make dolls be boys!!!

[autoandrofujo]

Yall need to start doing doll stuff w BJDs bc not only does the scene lean more heavily masc than a lot of other doll spaces but there's such a wide variety of bodies and aesthetics you're bound to find something you like - especially monsterboy enjoyers

[isuggestforce-masc]

true!!! plus they literally look so cool

[isuggestforce-masc]

question! is there any kind of forcemasc that goes with dollification? a lot of dollification i see goes with feminization but i wanna be a creepy limo porcelain (or composite) doll. a little gentleman to be positioned and fucked or hauled around like a beloved toy

ofc!!! dollification like petplay is actually not at all gender specific its def more popular in forcefem and femme communities in general bc dolls are considered feminine tm but its not remotely exclusive and never has been

theres a macrophilia forcemasc post i made some time back that i keep hyping because it was one of the my favorites to write and i want more ppl to read it where a "girl" gets turned into a toy soldier and that too unironically is classic dollofication

gi joe is a p common masc subject with dollification +although forcemasc is rarely involved) for the same patriarchal standards that make ppl think dollification is for girls eg. guns are for boys dresses are for girls and like forcegendering inherently engages with these sexism imperialist ideas and norms as well as with ideas of oppositional sexism p often because its part of the breaking of societal taboos but id personally say its certainly odd how rarely forcefem dollification predominantly made by and for transfems rarely has allowances for masc/butch presentation and forcemasc similarly often made by and for transmascs often has difficulties with contending with the idea of allowing men to dress up in cute fancy clothes and be pretty tm

anyway all that aside that sounds super hot and im totally here for it do what you want forever actually and the REAL forcegender and transformation perverts will support you in doing so all the way!!!!!!

[ashes2caches]

the transfem princess would appreciate if you scrubbed her in the bath. a peon like you must obey her orders. also she’s dealing with some mobility issues so it would just be nice of you.

[prokopetz]

penny for your thoughts on why porn games are so often management games? is there something about the two genres that simply meshes well together, or do you think its more of a cultural thing, each taking inspiration from the others?

(With reference to this post here.)

There are a few factors in play that influence why porn games with any sort of serious depth to their mechanics tend to be management sims* of some description:

Most porn games (and most resources for creating them) tend to live in VN and VN-adjacent spaces; if you're starting with the conventions and technologies of a visual novel, doing a management sim is one of the more straightforward ways to achieve mechanical depth without moving too far out of your comfort zone.

Management sims tend to be text heavy and don't inherently demand much in the way of graphics (they certainly can be graphics-heavy, but that's more of an opt-in thing than a baseline expectation), so if your main prior experience is, say, writing erotic fanfic, a lot of your skills will be transferable to this new medium.

Many porn game creators have a background in tabletop RPGs, which informs their idea of what a mechanically rich game is "supposed" to look like; if you're translating the conventions of crunchy party-based tabletop RPGs to a single-player video game, a management sim is one natural outcome.

There are a lot of kinks that are fairly common in nerd spaces where gamification lends itself to a management-sim-like framing. This is more likely to be the case if you're of the domly persuasion (consider, e.g., corruption/breaking, puppy play, etc.), but it's not unheard-of from the sub side of the equation.

I wasn't being entirely facetious in the initial post: some nerds really do get hard for spreadsheets. Talk to any hyper lactation or hyper jizz fetishist, for example, and there's even odds they've run all kinds of numbers on their OC's fluid output; now consider how many pornographic management sims have at least substantial subsystems devoted to those very kinks.

* For clarity, when we say "management sim" in this context, we're talking about games where an in-depth simulation of logistical resource management is the central focus, not necessarily games where you manage a business. These are overlapping but not identical genres!

[rampagingpoet]

RE: getting hard for spreadsheets

If I had a nickel for every "weight gain in D&D" system I'd read that mandates carefully tracking stomach capacity, categories of food, and levels of exercise to determine how fast you pack on pounds and then adds low-level magic spells that completely dwarf that whole process in output...

Like I understand the kink, being able to calculate the exact hour at which the captured and stuffed rogue will be wider than the door is hot, but seriously! If a wand of Fletaf's Flab-Bolt is faster and more cost-effective than futzing about with cake and tanks of cream, you have disincentived the force-feeding stuff you spent half your wordcount on. It's bad game design.

[prokopetz]

The fact that the version of D&D that's most amenable to being modded into a management sim is also the version of D&D where every asshole with a spell slot to their name gets to completely trivialise the game's resource economy by level five will never stop being hilarious to me.

[open-sketchbook]

I have a new theory which has resulted from me writing porn on my phone which im certain is old hat to everyone but is new to me

it kinda goes like this

basically, as a person or community writes a kinky story for longer, they will kind of inevitably move up a chain of 'paradigms of justification' required to make the kink continue to make sense.

the pace will vary depending on the kink, but motion is inevitable.

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so say you decide to write some rope bondage kink. as you continue to write, you are likely to progress through the stages as follows:

Stage 0 - Baseline: i am writing A tying up B, because i want to, A wants to, and B is into it (or isn't, depending on what kinda freak you are). Regular fic goes here.

Stage 1 - Psychological: Why is does A like tying up B? Why does B like being tied up? Normal character stuff. Not yet weird. You're still normal. If you mom found out you were writing this, she'd probably still love you.

Stage 2 - Logistical: How does A afford all those rope? Why hasn't B's hands fallen off from lack of circulation? Getting odd you'd write about this, but fair enough, real kinksters deal with this. You just like to pay attention to details.

Stage 3 - Sociological: You have written the kink long enough that you need it to be normalized in-universe in order to push the envelope. You need a Federal Department of Kinky Shit Why has nobody called the cops when B goes missing for three days due to the suspension bondage setup you researched for two hours last night? Did you just invent a law so its okay for A to tie up the pizza delivery guy? Why is it not a violation of the labour code that B spends all her time literally tied to her desk? This is where the descent into madness begins. You have total freedom now to introduce new characters, but they will probably end up being A-like and B-like because that's your kink and why you started writing in the first place. People laugh when they see the premise, but keep reading.

Stage 4 - Biological: Oh, now you fucked up. See, eventually, you're going to start wondering why the world is filled with people like A and B. You're going to need to answer definitively why B didn't fucking die when you accidentally wrote a poorly conceived stress position in chapter 2. You gotta answer why there's only like 1 A for every 10 Bs. You realize with horror you accidentally implied that shibari harnesses is literally a biological requirement for human reproduction. It's over for you. This is ABO with extra steps. Get thee to a nunnery.

Stage 5 - Synthesis: "Oh fuck, it all makes sense now." Terminal brain stoppage. Death would be a mercy. ---

The thing is, once you have progressed through these stages, you are going to skip ahead in future stories because, let's face it, its incredibly convenient to have these structures laid out for you. If you've gotten to Stage 3 in a previous fic and then start a new one, well, you could fuck around justifying what's going on, or you could simply bring back the Federal Department of Kinky Shit and jump straight to the silk cord. It's efficient and we're all busy people.

I ended up following this trajectory with my first set of Porn On Phone stories pretty closely:

Hot lady am sexy kidnaps!

But why am hot lady sexy kidnap?

How am hot lady afford lavish lifestyle for sexy kidnapee?

Why am nobody arrest hot lady for sexy kidnap?

am reason related to why am no men in stories?

characters am now exclaim 'judith christ!' when stub toe.

Terminal. Put me down like the dog I am.

But the dark realization I had, right about now, is that all the normie fics out there, all the boring straight stuff?

... yeah they're already at Stage 5. The straights are living at stage 5, patriarchy is their Federal Department of Kinky Shit, they believe in alphas and omegas already.

So, put that way, it's actually totally normal and okay to do this progression, right? Like, it's subversive. This is feminist! This is feminist! I scream, as I'm dragged into the van and driven down to the river to be drowned like an unwanted kitten. I'm the normal one! You're all mad!

anyway i started writing a star trek porn parody in an attempt to write 'normal' porn again, hit stage five within 3000 words, had a mental breakdown, and came here to write this.

[lynati]

[fuckyeahsnackables]

[flightyquinn]

Was prepared to leave a cheeky "this is how we got Omegaverse" comment and move on. Then I saw It.

The straights are living at stage 5, patriarchy is their Federal Department of Kinky Shit, they believe in alphas and omegas already.

Not only have I been beaten to the punch, the punch has been given brass knuckles and lessons in mixed martial arts. This line is more raw and impactful than anything I could possibly add. I am deceased.

[meyerlansky]

ON the subject of undernegotiated kink in fanfiction. i think we should talk more about how the concept of "not talking about it" is just as much wish fulfillment for some people as "in-depth, therapy-speak conversations where everyone is clear and understood" is for others

like yes, in reality the antidote to shame is open honest conversation with someone who will validate your feelings and wants blah blah blah but SOMETIMES what i want out of my fanfic is characters being understood without having to expose themselves in that way. SOMETIMES it's fun to not dismantle the shame and repression all the way and to instead treat that understanding-despite-not-being-clear as the fantasy

[elf-trash]

also, fanfiction (or any smut writing) isn't just always about wish fulfillment, it's about whatever best serves the characters and the story and the themes. imo, if kink negotiation is something the characters would do that feels true to where they're at at that moment in the story, then great, put it in! and if it's not, then it's not, and leaving it out doesn't necessarily need to be some moral commentary or a "before" part of their romance arc. maybe it's just not a conversation these characters would have in that moment, given who they are, the world/type of story they're in, or their current circumstances. and that's okay! as a writer, i think the best yardstick is to include it if it serves the story you're trying to tell (or smutty fantasy you're trying to build), not just to check a box so the tumblr police won't come for you.

[esmeraldablazingsky]

honestly i have to kinda disagree with that post thats like “being knightcore doesnt mean pro monarchy just swear ur undying loyalty to ur bff or ur crush or smth”

no. thats not what makes it sexy. either grapple with your beloved master’s role as a symbol of the state or choose to ignore it entirely and remain their loyal hound to whatever end, uncaring of the structures of power which you serve. become naught but a blade, the burden of your choices left to settle in the hand that wields you. it’s not about being besties forever it’s about OWNERSHIP and DUBIOUS MORALITY and FRANKLY QUESTIONABLE POWER DIFFERENTIALS

[alivehouse]

theres people on here fighting battles i cant even imagine

[caledfwlchschime]

[strawberry-crocodile]

rpg party fetish scenarios but its an ogl type rpg so the slime/plant/tentacle monster that undresses you and fills your holes is doing it to a scarred and unshaven 30 year old grave robber instead of a teenage girl in an overdesigned cosplay outfit

[strawberry-crocodile]

i have to assume that in your various light novel animes where the main cast is one guy and his mormon brides but all the background characters are rough grizzled 20-40 y/o men this happens on the reg we just dont see it

[markovchaingang]

kinda funny how level drain fetish stuff adopts the aesthetic of fantasy RPGMMOs whereas level draining really only seems to be a thing in rather old-school ttrpgs. if you tried adding an enemy that drains xp into your MMO the players would mail a fucking pipebomb to your office

[brain-wyrm]

"ugh forced marriage? this plot is so toxic"

That's the kink

"they can barely/can't control themself from ravishing their partner? How is that portrayed as ROMANTIC??"

That's the kink

"why is the plot so fixated on how tiny the main character is compared to the love interest?"

Grisps your shoulders so firmly

Buddy you're not gonna believe this

[runawaymarbles]

Discussion question: do people kink on your job, and are you personally capable of doing so?

People think my job is sexy, but I do not

People think my job is sexy, including me

People do not think my job is sexy, but I do

Nobody thinks my job is sexy, including me

I am unemployed

Voting ended onMar 11

Context: reading fics where my job is used as a porn premise, and I find it very funny because I cannot imagine being horny under such circumstances.

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