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I’m back. I’m green. I’m baking memes. 2🏳️‍⚧️ she/her6

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

this baby tawny frogmouth is hungry hungry hungry! hes taking it all!

[greenpizzeria]

What if Noctua was called Hoctua? I think that would be really beautiful.

[just-deer-things]

what a beautiful time of year everyone is growing veegtables for me spacifically, one problem though you need to make fences shorter im sure its a mistake but i cant reach some of them

[just-deer-things]

hello imptortant message from deer youyr doing it agen. i cant eet the vegbals you are growing for me like this

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[flowerytwats]

one time i was very drunk in a pub garden and i turned around and saw this

it was over 7 foot tall

[tsakmaster]

this is just what life is like in britain btw

[miquellakind]

crack the egg of sympathy and make the omelette of compassion

[starshipenterbis-moved-deactiva]

computer. one blunt. pre-rolled.

[porkchizz]

I’ll be doing some shit that makes me lose track of time and then look at the clock like Louie seeing a pikmin.

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[magicmooshka]

my comic for terrible comic day 2026

[supermariomamafucker]

having a professor e gadd moment

[melynnwaters]

mario could never jump on this guy's head

[kalliumprimebaby]

i just want everyone to know that this is robert fripp of king crimson, one of the greatest guitartists of all time, he's worked with super famous artists like david bowie, peter gabriel, brian eno, blondie, talking heads. He made the sounds for windows vista, truly one of the most legendary musicians to every exist. And here he is, faffing about, looking like professor e god damned gadd

[fandom-man]

[charlesoberonn]

Two conclusions to be drawn from this picture:

1 - the geese in the background show that the fake coyote doesn't deter geese

2 - the fact they needed to put up a sign implies that the fake coyote did deter humans

[villainessbian]

3 - geese might be able to read

[crazysodomite]

Wags my tail happily

[crazysodomite]

wags my tail with sorrow and pain

[basyacriptid]

wags my tail neutraly by existence

[lastparty]

more people should have a crush on me

[mousegirlheart]

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[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[mousegirlheart]

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[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[otherside-picnic]

signal boost!!!