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art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard
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this feels relevant
art from Outbreak, by Bryn Barnard
found this new term over at Urban Dictionary
Mulan Jacket by Flasho-D
Mulan Jacket by Flasho-D
When you remember the anti-vax movement
i used to be really focused onĀ āthe first song i heard of the year, the first movie i watched of the year, the first book, blah blah blahā but then i realized none of that matters and iām watching princess diaries 2: royal engagement and you know what? starting the decade off right
my favorite character is the background princess with the thick southern accent. what combination of family background results in someone being both invited to a royal birthday party and sounding like you climbed right out of a georgia peach farm. i love her.
nevermind the best characters are brigitte and brigitta the maids who seem to want nothing more than to please the bourgeoisie class in which they are in servitude to and do so with a placating smile on their faces who thought these characters were a good idea
the old man who slept through the whole parliament meeting and then decided at the end they would maintain an old misogynistic law for the sake of tradition is a republican
NEVERMIND THE BEST CHARACTER IS LIONEL THE SECURITY INTERN
nevermind the best character is the scottish reporter who never shuts up
NEVERMIND the best character is johnny blue the asian singer
NEVERMIND ITāS KIP KELLY CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD
the theme of 2020 isĀ āpaige cries at the scene in princess diaries 2 where mia gives all the orphans tiaras and has them walk in the parade to the tune of kelly clarksonā
NEVERMIND THE BEST CHARACTER IS STAN LEE AS THE MAN WHO ONLY LEARNED ENGLISH THROUGH THREE STOOGES MOVIES
Me at family gatherings.
chillin on a Saturday night
Calm down jojo
youāre right, I am looking a little stiff here, I should try to relax
You call that āchillinā?
Everyone knows the best way to relax is with a good book and a warm drink
I dunno, man,
Ā sometimes I like just relaxing on my laptop
get on my level boys
Unfortunately to āget on your levelā Iād need a boat trip to the Mariana Trench and a pair of cinderblock shoes.
Thats gotta be the sickest burn ive ever read holy fuck
this post appears once every million years
I kept hoping someone else would one up me and Iād have to escalate even further but nobody has.
I donāt think itās possible to one up you
Me, looking back at how many books i used to read: I love that bitch, she was going places.
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and itās hilarious.
ByĀ LadyShalirin
This is the full question and response in case anyone is curious. Itās awesome.
Dear Care and Feeding,
My wife and I and our 4-year-old son were out to dinner last week. It was a medium-nice restaurant, not fast food, but not super fancy either. My son is a normal, active little boy, and itās hard for him to sit through a whole dinner, so we let him explore the restaurant a little. I noticed our waitress giving him the hairy eyeball, so we asked him to stop running. He was pretty good about it after that, but he did get underfoot when she was carrying a tray, and she spoke to him pretty sharply to go back to our table and sit down. I felt it was completely uncalled for, and she should have come and spoken to us personally instead of disciplining someone elseās child.
I tipped 5 percent and spoke briefly to her manager, who gave noncommittal replies. My wife agrees with me, but when we posted about it on Facebook, we got a lot of judgy responses.
āItās Hard for a 4-Year-Old to Sit Still
Dear Sit Still,
Yeah, this is your fault. Itās hugely your fault. Of course itās hard for a 4-year-old to sit still, which is why people usually stick to fast-dining establishments while working on restaurant manners. Itās why one parent usually responds to a fidgety kid who wants to āexploreā by taking him outside the restaurant, where he can get his wiggles out while not taking laps around servers precariously carrying trays of (often extremely hot) food and drink.
A kid āexploringā a restaurant is not a thing. When you did intervene, it wasnāt to get him back in his seat. It was just to instruct him to āstop running.ā You werenāt parenting, so a server did it for you. She was right. You were wrong.
Your son is not ready to eat at a āmedium-niceā restaurant again until he is capable of behaving a little better. You can practice at home. You can practice at McDonaldās. You can try a real restaurant again with the understanding that one of you may need to take him out when he starts getting the urge to run an obstacle course.
I doubt that you will do this, but I encourage you to return the restaurant, apologize to the manager for complaining about your server, and leave her a proper tip.
Mend your wicked ways.
And thatās the tea!
Itās not complicated.
Your wine glass is on your right
Use the fork farthest from you and work your way in
Watch your damn kids
And tip your fucking waiters! Periodt!!!
funniest person alive is that woman who takes edibles before filming herself doing makeup tutorials
Jesus X-man Christ
Holy shit
This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*
A brilliant 2008 campaign by World Wildlife Fund (WWF) has been resurfacing thanks to a recent reddit post going viral. The campaign, called WWF Japan ā Population by pixel, was created by the agency Hakuhodo C&D / Tokyo.
Oh noā¦
Y'all this is BAD
Wow this is a really elegant way of describing why falling populations result in a narrow and incomplete picture of the actual species
There is an old belief in Serbian villages and small towns that certain pumpkins (and watermelons), when left outside during a full moon, will turn in to a vampire.
Happy Halloween, everyone!
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*whisper chants* vampire pumpkin vampire pumpkins vampire pumpkins
This is the quality fall shit Iām here for
I think itās great that Pumpkins (and other squash) were only introduced to Europe around 1600 and the Serbs wasted absolutely no time blaming them for their problems.
this is so fucking funny
This is hilarious but I was enthralled by what ever face Simon was making at 13sec
Nice lady told me the other day āyeah Iād love to have a job again, but my husband doesnāt want me toā and physically cracked teeth holding back on āyour husband sounds like an assholeā
We just met and Iām your cashier so this might sound kind of odd but ma'am if you need your husband curbstomped I can have that arranged
My Dad didnāt want my Mom to have a job for the longest time because he said it would be embarrassing to him. When he did finally āletā her get a job it was l because it was at a flower shop and that was a frilly enough woman job that it counted as acceptable to himā¦
Your dad sounds like an asshole