[toasty-coconut]

So, 2016 in summary in case anyone missed it:

Donald Trump becomes President of the United States

Murder clowns hide in the forest and jump out at cars

Alan Rickman, Muhammad Ali, Prince, and David Bowie all die

Brexit

A Gorilla is killed at the Cincinnati zoo which blows up from a rage fest and then into a full-out meme. Said gorilla claims over 14,000 votes in the US Presidential Election.

Ash Ketchum kisses a girl

Vine gets shut down

The cursed baseball team who hasn’t won a World Series in over 100 years wins the World Series

Lighting McQueen dies

[naric12-deactivated20170706]

I swear to god all these sound like onion articles

[shewolfofengland]

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

[deutschemark]

(x)

[heartyounot]

I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

[aletolover-deactivated20151208]

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

[morepopcornplease]

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

[thosedarnwindsors-deactivated20]

OMG IT’S BACK!

[minimiddletons]

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

[realityofroyals-blog]

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

[duchess-of-aquitaine-deactivate]

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

[atomictiki]

THIS is how you deal with terrorists

Even if you go down you did it with dignity.

[jasoncanty01]

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

[atomictiki]

U don’t fuck with the Queen

[qbnaith]

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

[hotboytev]

Just because I treat you right doesn't mean I'm the one.

I’m just doing what I’m supposed to do.

[will-x-vi]

Fuck. This is the realest shit I’ve read today. Like it’s ok to feel special to be treated nice but you have to remember that you deserve that. You SHOULD be treated well. Don’t latch onto someone just because they’re doing what should be required. Acknowledge it and keep it flowing

[orhcid]

Isnt it amazing how beautiful people are. Like just look at anyone and study them and their features and how their lips tort and eyes glisten and how their hair falls or sticks or lays. How their eyebrows flex and the way their arms fold, how expressive their hands are. The way their body moves and how their chest rises and falls so subtley with their pulse. People are beautiful even if we dont find them attractive. The fact that they’re a living being is unbelievably magnificent.

[thehobbutts]

these are colorblind glasses. im about to take a walk around the neighborhood and experience colors like normal people. wish me luck, updates to come.

[thehobbutts]

the trees. holy shit the trees. theyre different colors. like, a million different colors

[thehobbutts]

grass….. it looks so soft… so green…

[thehobbutts]

after laying in the grass for about an hour staring at the autumn leaves and laughing at how blue the sky is, i have some insight to share:

why the fuck do you people buy red cars like i had no idea how bright and obnoxious they looked

there are BERRIES on the trees. like bright red. id never noticed them because they blended in. a new problem has arisen now: how the fuck do you people keep yourselves from trying to eat them they’re so tempting looking

the fallen leaves are so beautiful and colorful and you all are heathens for stepping on them just to hear the crunchy sound they make

[thehobbutts]

rainbows. let me tell you about rainbows. i see rainbows as various shades of brown and yellow, plus some blue. vaguely purple.

a few days ago, i saw a rainbow in these glasses. it had just finished raining and then the sun came out, and my friend and i scrambled out the door.

i saw green. red. orange. real, actual violet.

i cried. i cried so hard. i saw every color - something i never thought would happen in my life. imagine living your life without knowing something so beautiful exists, and all of a sudden it appears before your eyes. theres no way to prepare for it. the rainbow only lasted for five minutes before it disappeared, but every with second i stood there i became more amazed at how beautiful this world actually is, i just had no idea.

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

This is so pure

[squirreledelman]

This is what is getting me through the rest of this week….. 😂

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Uncle Joe is not here for the fuckery

[shesheistyy-deactivated20250330]

These are my favorite

[thetenderpassion]

[maneki-kat]

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

[nxnsense-deactivated20170409]

wow…

[lvchd-deactivated20170404]

The original one

[kimreesesdaughter]

I’m here for the disbelief.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

My fav vine all time

[travelinfolkie-deactivated20210]

Reblog if you think Donald Trump should be the first man on the Sun.

[imminent-death-syndrome-deactiv]

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[ruinedchildhood]

[palpamemes]

President Barack H. Obama II 44th President of the United States

[budgiepunk]

Nonbinary people who prefer he/him or she/her pronouns are legit and still nonbinary, pass it on.

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[pkeranodon]

6) There are so many more interesting rocks out there that are much nicer to look at

[elitigre]

7) IF YOU BUY ME A FUCKING $1 000 000 SHINY ROCK I’LL PUNCH YOU IN THE JAW AND REPLACE YOUR FALLEN TEETH WITH IT 

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY VIDEOGAMES AND CUPCAKES YOU CAN BUY WITH A FUCKING DIAMOND’S MONEY WORTH HENRY

BUY ME A CHERRY POP RING U ASS

[wishtrogen-deactivated20190223]

8) if there so valuable, then how come they’re so common in grinding and other abrasive tooling? The industry is controlled by a handful of people, the diamonds are mined by slaves, prisoners and extremely poor people. They are severely punished if caught stealing. And the millennials are becoming increasingly more aware of how this world works than the generation before them. They cherish food on the table, clothes on their backs, music, art, travel, social justice, and a clean earth far more than some petty, dormant and useless rock.

[alexfromawen]

Reblogging for the article linked to #5.

[faytal-calamity]

Reblogging for all the damn truth!

[ophidahlia]

9) The artificially created diamond market intended (very successfully) to convince people that the diamond was a high status symbol of success in both economic and family life. It specifically catered to a very heterosexual, middle class & upper class, nuclear family lifestyle which at the time was still the primary source from which capitalism could extract labour.

Then the middle class began to collapse, the boomers left us with a ruined economy, and we are waking up to the fact that this entire system has overwhelmingly failed us and only seeks to exploit us.

What fucking use would we have for that system’s monstrously overpriced status symbols? “Keeping up with the Jonses” means something very different when the “Jonses” are, just like you, simply trying to survive and get their basic needs met.

[nymski]

The only diamonds important to me are the ones from my mother’s engagement ring, which she reset and gave to me in a necklace.  Because they are meaningful to me in a deeply personal way, and didn’t cost my lo

[animal-factbook]

Dog owners please be aware.

[teamvoorhees]

REBLOG THIS PLEASE

[reginaluporum]

hey everybody, check out these lesbian witch cats at my local rescue