What Even Is A Moose?

jes | 30s | they/he | i weave stuff

[anomalocaris-lesbian]

indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

[urgetocreate]

Dmitri Cavander (American b.1969), Ferry 5, 2024, Oil on canvas

[wizardarchetypes]

I knew immediately this is a ferry to the San Juans where I live, and indeed on his instagram, the artist tagged Orcas Island as the location!

[wizardarchetypes]

his other pieces in this series are so lovely. that's exactly how the light hits the benches in real life. really beautifully captured.

[wizardarchetypes]

Photo I took on the same route a few weeks ago. He nailed it.

[kosmogrl]

[fucking-relax]

this is helpful to getting started on anything regardless of what you call it (from this post)

problem solving steps

IMPROVE distress tolerance skill

[blackbearmagic]

resources

[dykecinema]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[spacewonder19]

Total Solar Eclipse © Gijs de Reijke

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[demonnstein]

[werewolf-transgenderism]

🤨🤨🤨

[dykegerard]

[theunsubtleknife]

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style

[surface-concept]

They don’t teach you this in school but in the seventies the storks that deliver babies started to talk about unionizing but luckily Bruce Springsteen invented sex just in time so we didn’t have to deal with all that let’s all say thank you Bruce

[dasloddl]

op disabled reblogs but I think the point still stands

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

and autistic people! jkr is really fucking ableist Especially towards autistic people

[warframestuff]

I'm not getting over effishiency any time soon tbh

[sleepnoises]

boyfriend's quail photos have reached perhaps a lifetime peak today

[batbetbitbotbut]

hi op i embroidered your boyfriend's quail photo #1 (will do #2 and wash/iron/frame them both when I can purloin another scrap of calico)

[sleepnoises]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[theswisscheeserag]

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

[theswisscheeserag]

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

[theswisscheeserag]

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

[catasters]

[lascitasdelashoras]

Glowing Giant Fish Made of Discarded Plastic Bottles, Playa de Botafogo, Rio de Janeiro, Brasil

[bogleech]

The glowing

[morionette413]

@eddieintheocean