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None of you ever think to thank the giant woman twerking to make the wave pool work and it shows
You mean the moon???
Titanic (1997)
Video: Pug Puppies Adorably Attack Baby
later nerds
Now how to explain this to the insurance company
I’M IN HYSTERICS
My daughter thinks the starfish with the big butt is the funniest thing in the world
Peak comedy
I was trying to get her asleep and asked her if she wanted her special dolly. She says no. I ask her if she wants her favorite stuffed animal. She says no. I ask her what she needs
She leans over and whispers in my ear ‘I need see starfish big butt’
I couldn’t sleep last night because every time I was about to drift off, I thought about this post again and started giggling.
Your daughter is a genius.
Man sees crab for the first time.
does he...
Live in the
Sea?!
Some fucking
mollusk
pulls up
Just cleaned my laptop screen for the first time in 6 months
joel plays sims 4 no context
a quick step by step guide on what to do if you come back to your apartment and find yourself locked out because your front door is frozen shut
kick the bottom of the door for 10 minutes
text your landlord
remember your landlord is on vacation and also in her mid 50′s so it takes about 36 hours to receive a response
briefly wonder why the fuck you moved the canada
remember that college tuition is significantly cheaper here than in the united states
look up and notice your cat is at the window, staring at you. he paws at the window lightly and meows. it’s devastating. his eyes are so big and imploring. decide that you have to get inside your apartment at all costs. not even god himself can stop you from feeding your cat his chicken wet food dinner. frida kahlo herself could descend from the heavens and ask “hey you wanna bang?” and you’d say “hell yeah but first let me open this door so i can feed my cat his dinner”
remember there is a starbucks 3 blocks down the street from you
enter. the barista gives you a weird look for entering a starbucks at 7pm on a tuesday
order a venti cup of hot water. you order in french because the barista just said “bonjour” instead of “bonjour, hi.” you have a strong american accent. you hit the r in merci a little too hard to compensate. you embarrass yourself.
exit the starbucks clutching the massive cup of hot water in your hands. it’s burning your fingers.
return. methodically pour the starbucks cup of water all over the the door frame. it begins moving a little but still wont open
back up
ensure your doc martens are properly gripping the sheet of ice covering the ground. many people have told you to stop wearing doc martens in the winter, despite your protests that theyre actually the ideal winter boot. also, you’re a lesbian and punk’s not dead
release a pterodactyl screech and sprint towards the door, slamming the full force of your pathetically tiny 5′2″ 110lb body into it
you dont know any of your neighbors so you dont care about maintaining your pride anyways
the door swings open
run up the stairs
open the actual door to your apartment and yell MOMMY’S HOME MY LITTLE BITCHASS BABY BOY DONT WORRY at your cat
cat flings his body to the ground and starts purring like he does every time you come home
write tumblr post
this has a better plot than 90% of action movies
Nintendo Oui
I have been waiting for this for 84 years
It is…how you say a…metaphor
Ceci n'est Pas une Wii
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