Kenopsia

Yousser Louhaichi

[enfranchisement]

ig: artsclue

[sosuperawesome]

Rikibeztiki on Instagram

[tempestaurora]

i was doing great, doing work, and then i got an email and now i just don’t wanna be awake anymore

[wardoftheedgeloaves]

POWEROUS

[tharook]

I love this, because there’s obviously something very clever going on to analyse patterns of language, but it’s also profoundly ignorant.

[imgdesczone]

[ID: A screenshot of a Grammarly correction, labelled “clarity: conciseness”. The original text reads “Every book, which wasn’t many…” This is crossed out with the suggestion “Everyn’t many book” and the note “Consider shortening this phrase.” /end id]

[intermittentlysmitten]

Story time: this reminds me of some kids in an English class I’m in. They were doing written work and the teacher and I were going around checking their work. They had to do like, “do/do not”, and one example was “prepare”. Something like “My father does not/doesn’t prepare dinner”. I look at this one kid’s paper and this galaxy-brained child had written “My father preparen’t dinner” and it took everything in me to not lose it laughing right there like. This child saw a pattern and ran with it and I respect that.

[naamahdarling]

Intermittentlysmitten hid this in the tags and shouldn’t have.

[kyraneko]

Reminds me of that post on how Irish(?) doesn’t have a way to use “yes” or “no” to answer a verb question, or something like that, so that if somebody asks if you murdered somebody you can’t say “yes” or “no,” you have to say “I did murder” or “I didn’t murder,” which led my brain to produce the negative verb “murdidn’t.”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lesvegas]

i fucking hate gender bro what the fuck is any of this shit

[frenchtoastee]

[abandonrun]

me 15 seconds into a male on male zoom call: actually you know what? *territorial chimp noises*

[catgirlforeskin]

[scope-dogg]

Me and the male interviewer taking up positions across from one another

[sovietnam]

[theambitiouswoman]

Seeing unhealthy patterns in your family and deciding that those pattens end with you and will not be passed down to future generations is an extremely brave and powerful decision.

Forgive yourself for repeating what was taught to you as a child, then put the conscious effort into deprogram these patterns.

[winter-seance]

Night at the Museum 2

[maggins]

[pigmenting]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jameshoppy]

Felt this my first 4 years working.

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Wreck the tree and blame the doggie… Fa la la la la la la la laaaa!…”

Photos via >^..^< in a Christmas Tree

[leia-organa]

Aubrey Plaza as Riley Bennett

HAPPIEST SEASON 2020 | dir. Clea Duvall

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

[one-time-i-dreamt]

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Australia no longer on shitlist for bagged milk.

Croatia now is in danger.

[bitterbadfem-harpy]

Ah hell I snapped the toothpaste spoon again can I borrow yours

[bezoarcureforpoison]

2 kg of toothpaste? So you buy a bucket of it once, and use it for the rest of your life? Doesn’t it dry out?

[blackswallowtailbutterfly]

Ontario, Canada has bagged milk, too. Anyway, this is very interesting.

[homochromia]

This is hilarious 😂

[guilty-as-battery-charged-deact]

Escape rooms exist but we’re all sleeping on the concept of a break-in room.

Within 50 minutes you and your group have to break into a room and steal something valuable. Themes include: 

The White House

Art museum 

Jewelry store

Best Buy 

Your ex’s apartment (where they have embarrassing and/or incriminating photos of you)

Rival scientist’s lab 

CEO’s summer home

Area 51

[zoantharia]

[defunctionblog-deactivated20241]

the gang + flexing their immortality