2 + 2 = 10. IN BASE FOUR!!!

Have I lied to you? ... I mean, in this blog?

[thedogeveryonehates]

🦐A SINGLE MOM WHO WORKS TO JOBS, WHO LOVES HER KIDS BUT NEVER STOPS🦐

[mybigfatgaylife]

she's beautiful and I love her

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.

[were--ralph]

Asexual Trent Reznor: I want to pet you like an animal

[were--ralph]

Stoner Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like an edible

[were--ralph]

Quantum Physicist Trent Reznor: I want to observe you like a particle

[were--ralph]

Vegan Trent Reznor: I want to eat you like a vegetables

[were--ralph]

Mathematician Trent Reznor: I want to solve you as a decimal

[were--ralph]

Trent Reznor (Kinky): I want to wear you on my genitals

[caustic-light]

Unlike the original, which was in no way kinky?

[were--ralph]

you know what that's fair

[cursed-child-autumncookie]

[smitethestate]

Shout-out to the person who kicked a cop in the nuts so hard he died

[blackscarabfilmz]

Queueing this up in 2021 for the 100th anniversary of William Deans getting killed by a kick to the nuts.

[needsmoreexplosions]

ITS TODAY, EVERYONE. OFFICER DEAN KICKED IN THE BEANS.

[gayvampyr]

lmfao

[acheykai]

// CONTENT WARNING FOR BLOOD //

Witch Hat Atelier Manga Spoilers!

Thinking about Qifrey discribing the ink from the Silverwood tree as it's 'literal blood' and brushbuddies looove ink!

[moringmark]

[strange-aeons]

As the official knight of @dashcon-two I obviously needed a coat of arms. Is it giving tumblr university it's kind of giving tumblr university.

You can show your support for the House Of Strange this dashcon season with new t-shirts, hoodies, posters, and flags available on my fourthwall shop!

Art by my hot talented wife!!

If you're coming to the convention, I'll have small prints available for $10 at my meet and greet :)

[burgersburgersburgersburgers]

very big fan of whatever this new meme trend is

[smallpwbbles]

Oh so they want me dead?

[thwarp]

She isn’t her step mom, she’s the mom that stepped up!

Congratulations on your new loving, extremely loud mom

[smoogieboogie]

Shout out to my funeral director coworker who asked how old I was turning today and when I told him he immediately responded with "ah that's how old Jesus was when he died." like cool thank you my guy that's exactly what I'd expect a funeral director to say so yes thank you

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[crankygay]

[ottermatopoeia]

[ccarmody101]

Waking Up - comic with a little comedy to help heal me rn

Part 2

[warmrainplease]

I really wanted to color this…so I did. All credits to OP

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

[moveslikekeithrichards]

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

[the-apocrypha]

other assorted roles may include

retrieval team for objects in the backseat

custodian of the parking garage tickets

"All clear my way"

en-route dining concierge

announcing "Horses!" when there are horses

[lynx-girl]

Don't forget the Tommy Gun

[help-my-ocs-breached-containmen]

You should never forget the Tommy Gun

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post