medically diagnosed “pleasant young person”

luke // 23 // he/him

[skyrigel]

[dark-eyedcupid]

imagine being called a bottom twink by the kid who moaned when you telekinesis-ed him to his knees in the 70s. armand should be worse

[gracerockyyes]

Curses, foiled again!

[algae-illustrations]

Grace, you can't say that!

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[jessebloom]

first day of pride month

[despazito]

[dogpuppy]

[nextchapter]

really intrigued by how daniel's book is described as a "bodice ripper" and "steamy beach read" like do we think he took the time to write out some loustat smut scenes or are the passages describing french bengali smokeshow armand just so unwittingly and undeniably horny that you can practically feel the writer's sweat through the pages

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

[loveridden1999]

[3000s]

classic example of a pig egg

[willgrahamscock]

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

[willgrahamscock]

oh and my peonis haha

[giragirameganedan]

[blasesaint]

[armandpreg]

My Almound... he is no bigger than a penny. Very damp very sad. Maybe even atom sized. And nobody has picked him up or cradled him gently or kissed his forehead and said 'Armand you are doing so well and you are trying so hard what if we went and laid in bed together and you were so comfycozy?' Why is that. Why is nobody rightfully coddling him. Why is nobody wrapping him in a blankie... ???????

[fishpondfish]

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible