I'm too old for this

Bunny/34/Female My art, my nonsense. Let's see if I remember how to blog like I used to.

[30foolish]

Listen, the Yilling Laozu was at most 23, and ive seen 23yo microwave metal, so yk. Good at kids ≠ amazing at parenting (at least in the beginning lol)

[twocubes]

"Ok, ma'am that'll be 226.03$."

I take my wallet out of my pocket and unfold it. It is empty other than a single moth that lazily flies out. The moth lands on the tap point of the card reader. There's a beat, and my payment is processed. The moth flies back into my wallet and I put it back in my pocket.

[waitineedaname]

crazy how much mxtx fucking knocked it out of the park with Luo Binghe. her first book, and he's perfect. my bpd princess who has committed every crime and has also done nothing wrong. he's incredibly cool and badass and is a pathetic crybaby. he's genuinely terrifying at times and also has the vibes of a sopping wet puppy abandoned in the rain. he's the most beautiful man alive and yet no one wants him except his husband who has been completely insane about him since before they even met. he took care of his shizun's corpse for five years and didn't correct anybody when they thought he was fucking it, when the reality was he was tenderly embracing it nonsexually to feed it qi, which is somehow weirder. he tried to blow this whole place up because he thought he would always be rejected. he's the narrative's favorite and this is not a good thing. he's bad at kissing and worse at sex and his dick is cartoonishly large. I Love Him.

[bookwyrm-art-stuff]

*squinting at the greyscale danmei art with no obvious character markers* Qijiu or ranwan. Or bingqiu? Liushen or beefleaf. Sangcheng or beefleaf. Songxiao or some other side couple. Hualian or those guys I keep mistaking for hualian. Is that Chu Wanning or Chu Fei. Xicheng?? Is is peixue or am I delusional. Which Shen is that. Why is all their hair short now, just stab me at this point.

[30foolish]

Wwx b tweaking fr🫡 Ya’ll can’t convince me that wwx didn’t make this typa rants to JC bc I’ve seen what this simp has been doing since meeting ✨Lan Er-gege✨

[muskegged]

pilgrim hornet

[redzombie]

oh no

[elliegoose]

my potion #MyPotion

[exit-running]

per The Chart, this is a "Hell at the Bell":

[jackapediablog]

This is easily the most enduring thing I've ever made. Godspeed funny little jpeg. See you again soon

[bat-incooking-school]

Hua Cheng always praising Xie Lian for his skills in the kitchen because he knows you don't make food that bad on accident. That's a skill he has perfected and therefore is a skill worth celebrating

[montaguethelorekeeper]

Do you think astronauts ever look down at the earth and see a sketchy storm cloud and feel like they should let someone know?

Astronaut: “Houston, you’ve got a problem.”

Control: “We’ve got a problem?”

Astronaut, watching King Ghidorah haul kaiju ass across the Gulf of Mexico: “Yeah you’ve got a fucking problem.”

[heartinhyacinth]

[hollow-blasphemy]

[hollow-blasphemy]

IT'S REAL

[eusexuanal]

Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh

[halorvic]

[catchymemes]

[feanarotherindion]

wangxian: soft gay yearning + necromancy

hualian: divine tragedy + husband worship

bingqiu: teacher/student to trauma to lovers to "stop dying, you little shit"

[itscherryterry-again]

Chuuu~! maybe? with a little of Mmmwah~!! perhaps?

[artiacinsomnist]

Here's some hualian rocks that I found on the beach today

This is proof that hualian is everywhere as long as you look for them. My family didn't even question that I needed to find a little white rock to match my little red rock, they just helped me look