I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
trying on a metaphor

Kiana Khansmith

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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Three Goblin Art
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@when0ceansrage
I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle
THIS SHIT MADE ME GASP SO FUCKING LOUD!!!!
Thought these were bath bombs ngl
Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video
OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE
AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS
today has been educational
i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free
and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her
and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”
DANG
This is still one of my favorite stories
Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request
Performance art
My life as a college student, smh
that was only 6 seconds
i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a 19 year old gay boy
I’m so mad because this worked
ROGER HELP ME