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| Amber | I just reblog stuff 🍌🍌🍌

[jkrwkernkwerk-wlml-rmw-deactiva]

I don’t go thru ppls pictures on their phone cause I wasn’t raised in the jungle

[bob-belcher]

[throughyellowlights]

THIS SHIT MADE ME GASP SO FUCKING LOUD!!!! 

[fitnika]

[oeut]

[when0ceansrage]

Thought these were bath bombs ngl

[sizvideos]

Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video

[possessedcreampuff]

OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE

[haphazardhappenstance-deactivat]

Update:

[tumblagay]

AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS

[ariasune]

today has been educational

[maaarine]

[wingbeifong]

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

[inkskinned]

it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip

anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in and i had 8 other tables with other people to look to but i overheard that one kid wanted a milkshake but he couldn’t afford it and the other kids offered to pay but he was like “nonono it’s fine” and i looked over and he just looked real run down and sad and stuff —- later it just so happened that our kitchen had a mixup so we had an extra shake and since it would just be dumped otherwise, i snuck it out to their table and gave it to him for free

and his friends were so fucking impressed by this they pooled every fucking cent they had i got a $50 tip and later his friend’s mom came in and said “i heard what you did for that boy” and gave me another 20 and offered me a better job working with her

and meanwhile at my other table a rich white guy i was serving complained bc he didn’t want to pay the 15% tip on a $8.90 bill and when his wife said “she’s been a good waitress, though,” he said, “but just plain good isn’t worth 15%”

[confused-yet-amused-deactivated]

damn

[bluehope2013]

DANG

[kingofhearts709]

This is still one of my favorite stories

[boletus-edulis]

Okay guys here’s my everyday makeup tutorial as per popular request

[hatondiscat-deactivated20181203]

Performance art

[miki-minach-deactivated20210218]

[video-hall-of-fame]

[shez-a-witch-blog]

[paxamericana]

[5hahem]

My life as a college student, smh

[hurrricane-jane]

that was only 6 seconds

[letseatpasta]

[anus]

[thebaronofthebutts-deactivated2]

i was washing dishes the other day and i got so into it i felt like a 50s housewife and halfway through i became overwhelmed with the thought that i had to cook dinner and pick the kids up from school but then i remembered that i’m a 19 year old gay boy

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[untexting]

ROGER HELP ME