Nice

Caroline. Seattle.

[themonalisa]

she put the reason I was so emotional while watching wonder woman into words ( x )

[jabberwockypie]

I appreciate the phrase “filtered through a boner lens” and I intend to use it.

[pleatedjeans]

[goconn-deactivated20230304-deac]

[clinicallymoi]

[loganlerman]

[wheninneedofasmile]

Great British Baking Show judges during the technical challenge

Mary: Paul, your forbidden fruit gilded currant plait looks delightful

Paul: Mary, the key to this bake is to have grown up your entire life with the sole intention of baking this exactly once and then dying

Mary: you've been rather scarce on the instructions, haven't you?

Paul: yes, I really want to test the baker's knowledge of the arcane, so I've left them a simple note to go fuck themselves and a loaded gun

Mary: oh you are cruel Paul! *they both chuckle and put both entire hands into the baked good before them*

[fymodernfamily]

[actualrat]

this is the truest shit

[fuwaprince]

Concept: Trump is out of office. Regulations are placed on CO2 emissions which in turn slows the destruction of the planet. The coral is saved. The whales are saved. The bees are saved. The rhinos are saved. Genetic engineering has made it possible to cure diseases deemed incurable in the past. World hunger? Gone. Healthcare is accessible universally. Scientists are being funded by the public. No more privately owned pharmaceutical businesses. The police are actually serving to protect the people. All the shelters have had their pets adopted 100%. Homelessness is no longer an issue. Everyone is financially stable. We all know our neighbors and help each other out. The ocean is clean. Space is being discovered and researched. Little kids are happy. We live in a world where lbgtqia+, women, people with mental illness, people with disabilities, and poc are safe. Education is no longer a rich kid privilege. Dogs tails are wagging. Birds are singing. Every fridge is filled with food. The mosquitoes are extinct. You are at peace.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every single major news channel: “it’s pathetic, OJ Simpson will be made more famous because of this. We can’t understand why society works like this.” Proceeds to only talk about him for 3 straight days. Hm, wonder what the problem is….

[nymphokittens]

making out is one of the most underrated things in the world of sex like one of the best feelings on earth is tongue on tongue, biting each other’s lips and pressing your bodies together and grinding your hips into each other while your breathing mixes and making out is just so ugh god

[arabwife]

I’ll get over it I just gotta be dramatic first

[c3po]

anyone else bummed they have 2 sleep alone tonight and uh not in some1s arms

[dreamy-bisexuall-deactivated201]

it costs $0 to not make gross assumptions about bi women’s lives and experiences

[showerthoughtsofficial]

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

[sneppythebagel-deactivated20251]

That is…a good question

[sadakotetsuwan]

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

[lnane]

Thanks murder side of tumblr

[chrissongzzz]

[yassss-black-diaspora]

Forgiveness for forgetting to pick up the groceries several times, not for cheating on you with your homegirl

[blcaaarens]

Thanks for clarifying this ish. You know how folks be.

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

[brigwife-deactivated20240426]

The Twilight franchise was basically a great cast all trapped in hell together