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Claire Keane
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if i look back, i am lost

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Acquired Stardust
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we're not kids anymore.

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@bennybatchpumpkinpatch
I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley âkittyâ and mike wazowski by full government name
Completely true-to-life from my interactions with toddlers
I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?
FINE! I'll do it myself
Why did 12 people reblog this today??? IT IS ONLY AUGUST!!!
I see it is once again August đźâđš
THE AUGUST PUMPKIN GUY POST HAS RETURNEDđđđ
Do you ever look at zoras domain in botw and totk and think yo yourself. Damn. That floor looks real slippery.
Itâs all smooth looking stone constantly covered in a thin layer of water like you just know that non zora visitors are constantly slipping in the bathtub and cracking their heads open. Travel guides for zoras domain strongly suggest getting some grippy shoes.
this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop
can we nominate him for the Darwin award
Oh thank God someone explained this.
Which item would you rather own?
Dear Person Behind Me, The World Is Better With You In It T-Shirt
ONLY WHORES CAN READ THIS T-Shirt
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One time a DM let me play a Venom inspired character where I played the host and my long distance girlfriend played the symbiotic alien. How we did this was set up a discord call where she could hear everything said at the table but I had one head phone in my ear and only I could hear what she was saying and if I wanted to respond I had to speak out loud. That was fun.
You know what bugs me about soulmate aus? So, Iâm assuming that this whole âthe first thing your soulmate says to you blahblahblahâ is a worldwide thing. So many of the aus Iâve read have a quote at some point that addresses how tragic it is when people have soul words that say something like âhiâ or ââsupâ which makes NO SENSE! In a world where the first thing you say to people is THAT important, WHY GOD WHY would the culture still use standard greetings? Who the fuck is still saying hello at this point? Everyone in these worlds would surely develop a personalized greeting different from everybody elseâs to prevent confusion. Like how no 2 racehorses can have the same racing name? The best part is that every time people met someone new for the first time, they would try to say something that no one else had said. Youâd have people meeting eachother at a job intetview, theyâd shake hands, smile politely, then one of them would be like âEvery Tuesday, I hard even grape purple farm house sunsets tooâ and this would be perfectly normal. Or youâd go up to the cash register at Starbucks and instead of saying âHello, what can i get for you today?â Sheâd look you right in the eye and say âI donât know what Space Jam isâ THEN ask you what you want and sheâd repeat that to every customer in the line for the rest of her career. And because they live in the AU, nobody would think it was weird.
op you are forcibly opening my third eye with a crowbar and i am here for it
Some computer related jobs will periodically send you emails posing as phishing scams and if you open it you automatically have to take a web safety training seminar and I just think they should do that for tumblr except with reading comprehension
#how DARE you say tumblr should send me phishing emails
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things that are meant to be will fall into place đ§ż
THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.
Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS
I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD
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my mutuals and i praying that july will be the month we miraculously lose 30 lbs:
This flashback in ATLA, Azulon becoming enraged with Ozai for disrespecting Iroh and the recently deceased Lu Ten, is usually interpreted as Azulon then ordering Ozai to kill Zuko. I disagree with this for two reasons. 1: We donât actually hear Azulon say that, itâs only referred to by Azula (who was around seven or eight at the time and might have misunderstood what she heard) and by Ozai, years later, when he is taunting Zuko on the Day of Black Sun. Neither Azula nor Ozai are reliable narrators. 2: Azulon is, at the time of this flashback, the ruler of the Fire Nation who has just lost one of his only two grandsons and heirs. What kind of monarch loses one heir and then turns around and demands the death of another, especially when losing Zuko would hardly bother Ozai? My interpretation of this situation is Azulon ordered Ozai to give Zuko into Irohâs care, replacing Lu Ten as Irohâs heir, neatly removing any argument Ozai had about Irohâs line having ended. Ozai of course would never accept this. He either lied to Ursa, claiming Azulon wished Zuko dead, or outright told his wife heâd kill Zuko before seeing him get ahead of him in the line of succession, thus manipulating Ursa to help him assassinate Azulon. I think this theory makes far more logical sense than âAzulon ordered the murder of his nine-year-old grandsonâ.
Ozai is so pathetic, like that âtake his bending away haha heâs harmless nowâ trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away heâd just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesnât have swords or anything but sheâs pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesnât even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zukoâs head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he canât break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he canât kick a steel lever in two. Bet he canât even do a flip.
Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but thatâs it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesnât.
He didnât even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didnât bc he knew heâd lose.
And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.
Loserlord indeed