Oligodontia.

Sassy lives in Norwich, where Sassy goes to school. She says things like "Uff-da". That's what Sassies do.

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

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[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[maaarine]

@TIME

[kitty]

[whereissassy]

How does this cat do a fucking crossover and I can’t figure it out.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[mysharona1987]

[ppaction]

But actually…

[newyorker]

In Daily Shouts: A Foolproof Guide to Achieving Literary Success

[memewhore]

[memewhore]

[poovellamkettuppar]

*seductively slips into existential melancholy*

[brainstatic]

It’s totally cool how the official White House twitter is pushing white nationalist talking points.

[brainstatic]

[dowereallyneedthis]

important to note that this isn’t even being disguised as anti-illegal immigration.

the white house is taking a stance against LEGAL immigration here. their infographic says “admitted to the US”. it’s blatant racism.

[weavemama]

HAPPY NEW YEARS YALL LET’S IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT THIS YEAR

[theweirdwideweb]

[replicated-archive]

Everyone: maturing, becoming adults, functioning

Me:

[williamhughkettles]

[whereissassy]

My bed for literally two weeks now because me, a 27 year old adult, can not be bothered.

[kingwizardandthelizardgizza-blog]

Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters

[quasarkisses]

they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay

“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”

“Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”

“He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”

“It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”

“If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”

[nudityandnerdery]

And, of course: “The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.”

[assassinregrets]

the one that will always stay with me is “Arthur Dent was grappling with his consciousness the way one grapples with a lost bar of soap in the bath,” i feel like that was the first time i really understood what you could do with words.

[marsdaydream]

I will reblog this every time I see it because these are some of my favorite sentences in the English language.

[thefuzzydave]

Douglas Adams was a man who knew where his towel was.

[beyonslayed]

my bank account to me when I’m looking at my bank statement after a good weekend