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i’ve come back to tumblr because i am sad af

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

the-very-essence

then why the fuck did she ask

writing-prompt-s

hmmmmmm…..

my brain is seriously dealing me a shit time atm lmao

beatboxbully

do you know how many bones the human body has? its 206. we start with 369 when we’re babies but they fuse. wouldn’t you want to go back? have as many bones as a baby? what if i could help you

boymilk-moved-deactivated201903

hi yeah what the actual, literal, GENUINE fuck does this mean

beatnikdaddio

admiring the stockings. 1940’s.

totallyfubar

My girlfriend is on a cruise so while she’s gone I’m gonna cut the sleeves off of all my shirts

nightstargalaxy

why

totallyfubar

She’s pretty much 85% of my impulse control

vegtble

jennception

annakatsanis The kindest and coolest DIANNA AGRON X HARPER’S BAZAAR in LOUIS VUITTON exclusive story @harpersbazaarmy #harpersbazaar #januarycover with @diannaagron

mozzarella-sticks

YA novel idea: in a world where everyone is born with a countdown with how many french fries they are allowed to eat before death, one young man (me) is born with an infinity symbol

cleromanticon

He grows up thinking it’s an 8 so he never eats any fries. He’s teased and taunted by the High Fry kids. Then he eats his first fry on his 18th birthday. His number doesn’t change, but the rest of his world does…