willa

[wherethereisawilla]

alias: goin by may now pronouns: she/her favorite post-apocalyptic tale/show/movie/etc: fallout (originals n nv), the road, the stand, world war z (the book not the movie), i am legend (THE BOOK NOT THE MOVIE), children of men, snowpiercer, blindness, wall-e..................................im a big ass apocalyptic media fan  anything you’d like to see on site: just excited 4 the ride anything you’d like to add: i’m still readin up on everything yall posted so far gif that represents you: 

[catchymemes]

IG: @trishnagaara

[sprinttoshelter]

[sarakipin]

This movie really shaped my style growing up, so I thought it was finally time to draw some stuff for it!

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[cephalapodsblog]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[cephalapodsblog]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Every other straight man ever singing about a woman: wow baby you’re so sexy I love you because your body is sexy

Hozier, an intellectual and lesbian ally: I am a bird of prey and you are a sharp spike upon which I impale small rodents

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Straight man #2505: we met at the club she was really hot

Forest lad himself: it was as my baby churned up the mud that she found me there, buried and alone

[woolawool-deactivated20220724]

Fucking eduardo sheerman or whomever: I just want to errr kiss you babe

Andrew Hozier Byrnes: I want nothing more than for us to lay in a field together until we decompose and are eaten by foxes

[humansoflatecapitalism]

[im5ft]

The passive agressive energy of this

[georgiasaez]

six: do you know where i could get one of those gold necklaces with the “t” on it?

joshua: thats a cross

six: across from where?

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

[animatedtext]

requested by  rzewzoe

[hoemami-deactivated20171229]

wonder who the culprit is

[eroscestlavie]

oh my god..a bread boy 

[bugonearth]

a crime of passion

[bisexual-kaidan-alenko]

@ashleyanthrax

[saiasus]

[bluenude2-blog-blog]

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

[austinado]

the worst emotional truama ive ever recieved in my life is in 2nd grade, i went to catholic school and i was really acting out that day because something my teacher did my made me blood boil, so i acted out and got to sit on a bench alone during recess

however, in defiance i ran to the slide and did the only thing i knew how to do when i was upset at someone and pissed my pants

my teacher was forced to clean up the unpacified rage that was my urination off the slide and of course my mom got called, when i got picked up by her later that day, she began to ask me if i still liked Hillary Duff, who was like my weird 2nd grader TV crush and i got all happy shaking my head like YEAH, YEAH I DO LIKE HILLARY DUFF IS SHE HERE

and thats when it struck, the peircing lance that struck my heart, and i will never forget these words my mother told me:

“Hillary Duff doesn’t like pee pee boys.”

[hurleyquinnzel]

Bridesmaid to a waiter: What a beautiful wedding

Waiter, about to reveal that the poor groom’s bride is a whore: Oh you haven’t heard?

[hurleyquinnzel]

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

[christopher-bryant]

by fall out boy

[hurleyquinnzel]

I dont know what’s funnier the people getting offended because they don’t get the panic reference or the people getting offended because they don’t get the fall out boy joke

[hephs-thighs]

Comprehension of this post is what defines the Millennial / Gen Z generational boundary.

[simeleons]

deleting your vent post 3 minutes after compulsively writing it

[slaygentford]

i don’t get all these “hereditary ending explained” videos on youtube. sometimes you see toni collette crawling on your ceiling and have to accept a burger king crown given to you by the devil. that’s just adolescence 

[jayce]

1 HP no medic