Whimsy

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called "never found" which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

[albatross-the-pen-chewer]

it looked like this

[artifour]

reincarnation!

[garaks-padded-bra]

Do you guys think Julian’s parents had a bad relationship, which lead to his negative views on the concept of marriage? Or was he just a professional slut and hater

[alukardtheabysswalker]

I think lemurs are just like that

[garaks-padded-bra]

SHUT UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP SHUT-UP-UPUPPUPUPPPP

HASHTAG STAR TREK HASH TAG STAR TREK DEEP SPACE NINE HASHTAG JULIAN BASHIR

[official-anonymous]

um......that's not how tumblr tags work.

[garaks-padded-bra]

BLOCK BUTTON

[sheepishs]

[bulbagarden]

hide and seek!

[toyherb-42]

A from Xenoblade Chronicles 3

[cryptotheism]

[cryptotheism]

[wtfamidoing]

Image ID:

1. A spiritual leader speaking the masses says “If someone is annoying it is because they are morally evil”

2. Reblog tags reading, “teachers meeting a child with undiagnosed adhd; .png”

End ID.

[holographicmoss-deactivated2025]

[rosecandy-deactivated20260313]

[ID: A screenshot of a post from r/cats.

The title says “will i ever be able to eat my yogurt alone again???”

The image attached to the post is of a small grey kitten standing on the edge of a table. It is looking directly at the camera with wide eyes, begging for yogurt.

End ID.]

[alfheimr]

pathetic, wretched, pitiable joltiks

[alfheimr]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[greelin]

the urge to bite while feeling overwhelming affection is completely normal. sorry if you don’t experience that but it’s not my business. get help

[greelin]

love DOESN’T make you want to sink your teeth in? Okaaaaayyyy. weirdo

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

once again i have been written up by HR

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[55bltzkrgfrtz]

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

[galladegamer]

[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

[sufficientlylargen]

A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

A family of cheetahs sleep with the forest guard every night. When the Forest Dept. heard about it, they decided to check the veracity of the claim by installing a CCTV camera. This is what the camera recorded! Just amazing.

Kitties will be kitties 🐈‍⬛

A 2018 video produced by the British news agency Barcroft TV shows Volker reuniting with a male cheetah named Gabriel after a year apart. The description states that Volker is a volunteer at the Cheetah Experience Breeding Centre in Bloemfontein, South Africa, where the footage of their reunion, as well as the 2019 footage of Volker sleeping with the cheetah family, was taken.

According to its website (www.cheetahexperience.com/), the Cheetah Experience is “home to a number of endangered and threatened species, including cheetahs, leopards, male non-breeding lions, servals, caracals, African wildcats, wolves, meerkats and a Siberian tiger.” It states its long-term goal as being “able to release some animals into a protected yet self-sustaining natural habitat where animals are still monitored by researchers and medical experts but live free.”

[pyky]

wagoo wagoo

[levenlyne1]

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

One of my favorite genres of post

[dreamquestofunknownkadath]

[helixsnake]

I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"

I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir

[play-now-my-lord]

day 5 of my new job as a magical warlord. Thought I solved the bug with the double-blind trials of the Capromorph Solution but it turns out the inhabitants of this village I have under my evil thrall just turn into goat men when exposed to water. "Great," you might say, "works out fine for you, saves on ingredients" - it turns out if you combine a man with a goat you just get an unruly dumbass who wants to press his head into everything he doesn't want to fuck and won't stop blubbering because his balls hurt for so much as five minutes