i needed an overwatch blog for all my shit

main is kiwisoap, got the idea for the url from @unidentifiedspoon's pacrim au becuase its cool as hell. please talk to me about blackwatch era mccree i love him

[whiskeyhavoc]

Okay, Judy imagine this. Blackwatch/Deadlock Jesse McCree but he knows how to use a lasso, just bloody yoink bad guys by there feet ((or better yet lasso that can surge with electricity and just shot tf outta people when they get caught))

Oh FUCK yes..... excellent concept

[pharahsgf]

i think it's funny that fareeha amari is a lawful good security professional with ironclad morals and an unshakable belief in justice and order who also loves her adoptive brother with a 60 million dollar bounty on his head

[batslime]

he only kills people he finds abhorent and unjust himself so she can forgive him

[pharahsgf]

(pharah voice) jesse can do a little murder. as a treat.

[roadhogsbigbelly]

How the hell can zenyatta ever get a cinematic when two of his main abilities don’t even fucking exist

[zenyatta-deactivated20190524]

zenyatta canonically just shit talks you to death

[saltytothecore]

Zenyatta only knows three spells: healing word, vicious mockery, and boot to the head.

[amaerise]

[deadeadeadeadeadeadd]

[seerofmike]

my name is fuckhands mcmike and welcome to jackass

[renxamamiya]

[sneakyfeets]

look all I’m saying is there’s probably a direct correlation between the birth of Ana Amari’s daughter and the development of the Sleep Dart

[sneakyfeets]

Fareeha: BUT MOOOOOMMMMMMM I’M NOT TIIIIIIREDDDDD

Ana:

[seerofmike]

found some i haven’t posted yet

[note-a-bear]

@otherwindow

[logarto]

teen mccree hanging out w kid fareeha is so cute but also hilarious to me. local 17 year old has no friends so he spends all his time w a 12 year old whos far cooler than he could ever hope to be

[crimsonsalutations]

my favorite thing about old soldiers is jack has a handgun strapped to his thigh and gabe can create shotguns out of thin air AND YET they chose to roll around on the ground to fucking fist fight

[oviser]

blackwatch gang

[seerofmike]

i’m trying to be funny, part 2

part 1

[sparrowheads]

scrawny deadlock mccree holds a special place in my heart

[nurseleonedeactivated-deactivat]

both conceptually and in practice moira is so fucking funny. her entire everything just screams “this glam metal butch scientist has never experienced shame, self-doubt, regret, or any other emotion linked to self-preservation or common sense”

[xekstrin]

#and yet people keep giving her money just to fucking see what she’ll do next#although to be fair if I had a lot of money to burn I’d probably do it to#fuck now I’m just imagining Moira like crowdfunding her work#A GoFundMe to give a rabbit ghost powers#a Kickstarter with reward tiers like ’$30 and a tissue sample and I’ll send you a serum’#‘no you don’t get to know what the serum does and neither will I until you fill out the included report form and mail it back to me’#Moira O'Deorain is Creating Anomalies on Patreon

[ladysmaragdina]

#moira: i’m hosting a kickstarter to turn my coworker into a nanobot abomination

[tallwife]

[susielesbian]