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They/them Memelord|Pun enthusiast|Cosmic Horror Fan|Your Friendly Neighbourhood Human Disaster.

[meii-deactivated20220422]

sometimes i scroll through stephen king’s twitter and i’m never disappointed

[fluorescentnova]

We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story! 

But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.

Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.

[notallfay]

I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.

This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.

[childweanedonpoison]

my new favourite thing is italian regional presidents and mayors absolutely LOSING IT at people violating quarantine. here’s a eng subtitled compilation for y’all. (the president of campania region; the mayor of messina; the mayor of bari; the mayor of gualdo tadino; the mayor of tutolo.)

[everyoneprotector]

can you put this on youtube so i can send it to my italian teacher

[phoenixrisesoncemore]

Mend your heart with art.

Met Opera To Launch Free Nightly Streams During Coronavirus Closure

A day after canceling upcoming performances due to concerns around the coronavirus, the Metropolitan Opera announced that it would stream en

[phoenixrisesoncemore]

More free quarantine art!

The Digital Concert Hall now free for everyone | Berliner Philharmoniker

The Philharmonie is closed – so we will come to you!

[xeduo]

Also check these out, for visual art!

Stuck at Home? These 12 Famous Museums Offer Virtual Tours You Can Take on Your Couch

Going into a self-quarantine can have many complex issues and complications beyond having enough food and supplies for two weeks. In terms o

[jadisdemon]

A lot of musicians are doing free live shows on instagram and youtube also.

For excample Christine and the queens did a small performance today on instagram and The steampowered giraffe is doing a youtube live on thursday

[luxwing]

I just really fuckin hate terfs

[luxwing]

This isn't some funny relatable tumblr post I fucking hate terfs they act like they're some holier than thou "gurl power" feminist movement that gives a fuck when they're just pink flavored white supremacists that think any woman with features that don't fit into the cookie cutter North American white feminine hole must secretly be a man and they care solely about making the world unsafe for trans women and women of color and do literally nothing for actual women's rights

so again

I fucking hate terfs

[luxwing]

My trans ass still loves blocking terfs commenting on this post anyway trans rights ✌️

[theartofanimation]

Jose Luis Ágreda  -  https://twitter.com/JLAgreda  -  https://www.flickr.com/photos/agreda  -  http://agredablog.com  -  http://www.joseluisagreda.com/agreda/Home.html

[weaver-z]

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

[georgieharrisons]

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?”  and then scream and cut out his mic.

[little-scribblers-heart]

Everyone forgets Michael Collins and it’s fucking tragic.

[berniesrevolution]

[zanmor]

these ones

[lavendermanna]

oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:

here are all of the scum who control oil, coal, and natural gas

here are the ones who run the factories

and here are the ones who extract the raw resources that the others need to make it all work

[libertarian-therapist]

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

[bogleech]

Good.

[queeranarchism]

355,296 people are reblogging a hit list

<3

[dooblebugs]

ITS FINALLY DONE

[catmeme-moved]

ok are u all ready

cut 6 perfect squares out of fabric(s) of ur choice, mine are 3x3 inches but urs can be bigger or smaller. make them all different colors if u want! go hogwild w this

[catmeme-moved]

take 2 of those bad boys and sew one edge of them together

[catmeme-moved]

sew a 3rd square on! repeat w the next 2 squares, we r making a cube

[catmeme-moved]

5 squares sewn n now u got a funky cup! time for the 6th square

[catmeme-moved]

when u sew on the last square, be sure to leave part of one edge unsewn, this is so u can flip it inside out and stuff it!

now it's stuffin time

[catmeme-moved]

stuff with some stuffing or u can use fabric scraps, whatever u have on hand. now we have a plump cube

time to sew up the little hole with a ladder stitch! im using a different colored thread here so its hopefully easier to see, but when u do it id recommend using a color that matches better so ur stitches are more hidden. first put the needle thru the inside so that the knot is hidden

then pass the needle through like this, pulling as u go. try not to pull too tight or else itll end up weird and wrinkly! i still have some troubles making this stitch look nice, so dont worry too much about getting it Perfect! its perfectly ok if ur stitches show

once uve stitched up the little hole, tie a knot in ur thread and snip it off! now we really have a cube

set that baby aside bc now we r gonna make something else

[catmeme-moved]

cut out 8 lil pieces like this, sew the pairs together, and turn inside out. now u got feet!

repeat the process w ears and a tail in shapes or ur choice. mine's gonna be a kitty :3

[catmeme-moved]

sew on all the paws, ears, tail, etc using the same ladder stitch from earlier! i also added some spots to mine to give it a bit more character. u can add anything to urs!! the world is ur oyster

i used some embroidery floss to make a funny little face. if u dont have any, u can also stitch on some teeny pieces of fabric for a face instead

finally, give urself a pat on the back for making a little tiny friend!!! u did it!!!

if u make one, post it n tag it w #yarrowlook bc id love to see it! :')

[squideotape]

@punksand

[silverdreamscape]

Only in Gotham

[jenny-jinya]

Okay, I’m sorry but I just feel so restless about the bushfires, I made a mini-comic. Maybe it will get a few more people to donate. I wish I could do more.  Please see http://wires.org.au if you want to help. :(

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[bbybnnydddyrbbt]

OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES

https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g

[samwiselastname]

berries.

berries.

berries.

[moonlightandmarble]

@zaiqukaj Harpies tho

[zorkat]

Lady: “Alexa, read my shopping list.”

Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list. Here are the five most recent.  Poetry, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries, strawberries.”

*Lady laughs*   

Alexa: “Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing* “Who ordered this strawberries? (yes please?)” Alexa: “You have 19 items on your shopping list, Here are the five most recent. *cuts*  - the next five items? Lady: “Yes please”

Alexa: “Strawberry yogurt, easy water, jeans, Harry, big tofu. Would you like to hear the next five items?”

Lady: *laughing high pitched* yes!

Alexa: “Big, big, red retreat, milk, berry. Do you want to hear the last four items?”

Lady: “Please yes” *wheezy laughter*

Alexa: “Apple, berry, berry, berries”

*Lady burst into laughter* “Ohh hoo”

[alexi-bear]

Big Tofu

[otakuconvention]

eating a jolly rancher filled gummie

[duskullite]

this really is the post of the decade imo

[payton-planet]

These are David Tennant’s two brain cells.

[spinzgirl]

[autism-freaks]

Things that labels for sexuality and gender can do:

Give someone a rough idea of what your experience in the world might be like

Be a springboard for understanding both within yourself and with other people

Help you connect with other people that have similar experiences

Give us new words to describe a very specific experience where before there was none

Things that labels for sexuality and gender DO NOT and SHOULD NOT do:

Give someone else a complete and detailed idea of who you are and what your experience is

Put you in a box, thereby reducing your experience to a few words or sentences

Act as a divider between groups of people

Be the end-all-be-all of who you are and how you view the world

[coping-skill-toolkit]

During my first month with my therapist, I was given this worksheet to read and work on. She noticed that while I was talking with her, that my thoughts followed a lot of these. I wasn’t aware that my anxiety had brought me down paths of low self-worth and stinky thinking.  After a couple of weeks of talking with her, she gave me this worksheet to work on. 

While, at first, I thought these weren’t going to work out, I was very surprised to see just how easy they were to use . My homework at that time was to identify which sort of thinking I used on the regular and which ones would best challenge them for me. So, what do you think? Do any of the maladaptive thinking patterns sound like you? which ways would you like to untwist your thinking?