Let's Go Steal A Blog

Indie RP Blog for Nate Ford from Leverage. Now open during construction.

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Original? Well, if that’s the criteria you’re going for, try any of the house beers.” He gestured to the board announcing them. “They’re awful,” he said, lowering his voice and glancing around in case the real Hardison turned up, “But you can’t say they’re not original.”

[captainofthecosmos]

“Does… That say Orange soda flavored beer?… Something tells me that would reek absolute havoc on my teeth…” It made his teeth sting just thinking about it and he was a pirate for damn sakes. “Original indeed.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Ah, yes. Yes it does.” He smiled at the man’s expression. “That’s not the look of a man who’s up to trying it. Everything but the beer’s all right. The whiskey is great and the food is amazing.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

in order to spare you having to see every single post from this blog as i reblog them all, i'm just gonna leave the url here so you can go cause yourselves pain on your own time.

[foggyestidea-blog]

"Where have you BEEN?"

“My mom was really sick for a long time. I needed to go help her.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Shit. I’m sorry. Is she better?”

[lilahemorgan]

Let’s steal a law firm...

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Sure, sure, fine, but first I’d really like to know what has landed downtown. That wasn’t a, ah, a hypothetical, Ms. Morgan. My clients really are saying the mothership’s downtown -- on fourth and Yamhill, actually -- and it would be really helpful if you told me what they’re actually talking about.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Original? Well, if that’s the criteria you’re going for, try any of the house beers.” He gestured to the board announcing them. “They’re awful,” he said, lowering his voice and glancing around in case the real Hardison turned up, “But you can’t say they’re not original.”

[foggyestidea-blog]

@whiteknight-blackking

“They got caught trying to steal a what?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“A – ah – a pigeon show. Yeah.”

[foggyestidea-blog]

“At this point, I don’t know why I even bother asking, but…

Why?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“You know, some people fix up old cars, some people look for UFOs, this guy raises pigeons. So the plan was to -- okay, look, it’s a long story, can we focus on getting them out of jail?”

[foggyestidea-blog]

@whiteknight-blackking

“They got caught trying to steal a what?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“A -- ah -- a pigeon show. Yeah.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

101 fluffy prompts

FALLING IN LOVE

001: "You're really soft."

002: "You smell nice."

003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."

004: "Is it possible to love too much?"

005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."

006: "I will always be there protect you."

007: "I'm cold. Come closer."

008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”

009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."

010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."

011: "May I have this dance?"

012: "I can't stop thinking about you."

013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."

014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."

015: "All I want is you."

016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"

017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."

018: "I want to hear you sing."

019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."

020: "You look incredible in that."

021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"

022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."

023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"

024: "I think I'm in love."

025: "I’d like it if you stayed.

026: "People are jerks, but not you."

027: "I'll share the blankets with you."

028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."

029: "I want this to never end..."

030: "Can I kiss you?"

LIVING TOGETHER

031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."

032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."

033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"

034: "You can put your cold feet on me."

035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."

036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."

037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."

038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."

039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."

040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."

041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."

042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"

043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."

044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."

045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."

WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS

046: "I caught the bouquet"

047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."

048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"

049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."

050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."

051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "

052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."

053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "

054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "

055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."

056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."

057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"

MARRIED LIFE

058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "

059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."

060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"

061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."

062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”

063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"

064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."

065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"

066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."

067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"

068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."

069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"

070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."

PREGNANCY

071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."

072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "

073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "

074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"

075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."

076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."

077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."

078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"

079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."

080: "Did you feel that?"

081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "

082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!

083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "

084: "I think you might be pregnant.”

085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."

PARENTING

086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."

087: "Sh…they’re asleep."

088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."

089: "Mondays are your diaper days."

090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."

091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."

092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."

093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."

094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"

095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."

096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"

097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"

098: "I think we should have another."

099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"

100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."

101: "…They just grow up so fast."

[whiteknight-blackking]

Good lord, I just unfollowed SIXTY blogs that have stopped updating while I was busy not updating :P I need way more people to follow and pester. Send me urls of cool peeps I should check out! All fandoms and OCs welcome.

[roleplayaskmemes]

Put a ♪ in my ask box and I'll put my playlist on shuffle and make you a starter based on the next song that plays

[captainofthecosmos]

“Grabbing a drink?” He paused to think of the sudden request, “If I didn’t know any better sir… I‘d think you were trying to sign me up for something… Luckily for you… as a pirate, a drink is exactly the payment in order to get my attention…  And to answer your previous statement… I do indeed have a boat… though i’d rather call her a ship.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Maybe I am. So far I know you’ve got good ethics and good priorities. And a ship, apparently.” He wasn’t sure what they could do with a ship, but he was a fan of them in general. “Here, my friend owns the place right around the corner.” He led the way around and into the brewpub.

[captainofthecosmos]

He scoffed with a little shake of his head at the man’s play on the situation. “Well that’s certainly convent.” He said with a smile. Though having a drink in hand would make any pirate smile. “Let me guess, this little brewery is also the base of operations?” The wild guess flew out his mouth but it was also the logical choice.

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Well, the world’s not going to make anything convenient for us, so we might as well make convenience happen when we can.” He hesitated a moment before answering the next question. He didn’t see any reason yet to be particularly cautious around this guy, but considering what had happened to their first base of operations, it was better to be on the safe side. The real Hardison would kill him if he compromised another good place. Well, not kill him, mostly just whine at him, but that was even worse. “It’s a safe place to meet when we need to,” he hedged.

[smoakinoverwxtch]

“Uh, hello? Do you have a meeting scheduled?” ( @whiteknight-blackking)

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Uh, no, I -- ” He turned all the way around, trying to get his bearings. “I think I’m in the wrong place. Where are we?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Yeah, the food’s great, I’ve got no complaints about that.” He smiled at her last comment. “Ha, I’m gonna tell him you said that I was nice. He’ll never believe it.”

[oraculumin-a]

{🌼} Her lips twitched, as she suppressed a smile, “What do you recommend, then?” Molly laughed, as she shook her head, “Why, is it because you say his drinks are a bit shit?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Anything. Honestly, it’s all great. The chicken parm’s pretty popular, though.” He gave half a smile and shrugged. “Ah, well, that’s sure part of it. I’m also sort of his boss and he’s not a huge fan of how I do management.”

[oraculumin-a]

{🌼}  “I’ll have that, then. If I could wave down a waiter to help me.” Molly hummed, as she perused the menu once more, finding the item in question, “Sounds like you two have a pretty STRANGE friendship. So you own this place? I’m sorry, I didn’t know.”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“We don’t really do normal around here. ‘Keep Portland weird,’ and all that. Yeah, I own the building, but I, ah, don’t have anything to do with running the place except to, ah, to give good advice that gets totally ignored.”

Right on cue, a woman appeared out of the back to take their order.

[lilahemorgan]

Let’s steal a law firm...

[whiteknight-blackking]

lilahemorgan

Lilah sighed deeply and looked at him clearly annoyed. “Which firm are you from and why did you want to meet?” It wasn’t usual Wolfram and Hart policy to do too much work with other law firms, meetings were seldom heard of in these halls.

Nate gave a shit-eating grin, pleased to have broken through enough that she was actually talking to him. “My own firm.” He produced a business card with a flourish and held it out to her. “We’re representing a group of people who would prefer to remain anonymous as long as possible for their own safety. They’ve made some fairly concerning and – ah – bizarre claims about your practices here.”

[lilahemorgan]

Lilah took the card and looked it over then at him. “You’d be surprised how often that happens. Most of the time though it’s just crazy outlandish claims and hear say, no one usually take them seriously.” She looked at the card again before setting it down on her desk. “So how exactly can we help you?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Well, ah… “ for all his talk of plans, the fact of the matter was he spent a lot of his life improvising and bullshitting. He honestly hadn’t planned out what he would say. All he needed to do was get in here so he could bug the place, while Parker broke in from the top floor to take a look around the libraries up there. He leaned over her desk, resting his hands on the edge so he could surreptitiously stick the bug under the lip at the edge of it. “You can start by explaining why on earth there would be so many people making “outlandish” claims like that about you. Impossible, yeah, but it’s a pretty odd coincidence, don’t you think?”

[lilahemorgan]

Lilah looked at him for a long moment. She wasn’t really sure what to say to that at first. No one usually asked her to actually explain the claims.

She decided to do what the firm usually did with people like the one in front of her. “It’s Los Angeles half the people that make these claims or accusations can’t be believed. ”

[whiteknight-blackking]

“Much like in Vegas,” he laughed. “I know how that goes. But there’s also usually some kind of real explanation to point to. The, ah, the mothership probably hasn’t landed downtown, but maybe something has, you know?”

[whiteknight-blackking]

i waited too fucking long and nobody has any men’s turtlenecks left anymore. guys this is the northwest winter is not fucking over yet.

and yes, this is completely relevant to this blog, bc how am i supposed to feel appropriately nate-ish without turtlenecks??? 

[letsgostealaleverageblog]

Do you know what brand of bourbon or whatever Nate drinks?

No, I don’t know. I’m not sure he has a preference.

[whiteknight-blackking]

Irish Whiskey. There’s never a brand specified, but it’s gotta be Irish. not bourbon. Bourbon is American Whiskey.  Nate’s all about the Irishness.

[whiteknight-blackking]

ok this is a pretty bold statement to make but i think i have identified my favorite scene out of all five seasons.

it’s the fucking elevator gag from The Maltese Falcon Job.