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Dick is going to treasure this.
part two!! <3
DC villains playing DND:
Riddler: mostly is a DM, makes complex mega dungeons with traps, mazes and puzzles, only plays when Harley is a DM
Catwoman: always plays as rogue, dice seem to love her, DMs fear her
Penguin: as a DM makes long roleplay heavy campaigns with political mind games, often plays as a hero with tragic past
Two-Face: absolutely loves using dice, rolls on every occasion he gets, when DMs uses tables for everything, likes to play as paladin
Poison Ivy: always plays as druid and pushes the party to wander off from the plot to go in forests
Harley Quinn: makes deep and thought-provoking one-shots that everyone loves, is the only DM who can handle Ivy, likes playing as bard but occasionally will play something random like a warrior
Scarecrow: most of the time plays as a wizard of school of illusions, attempted DMing but noone really liked it, yet he annually DMs Halloween themed one-shots
Mr. Freeze: always makes characters with happy endings, never DMs
Joker: everyone was anxious about inviting him to the table, but he brought a lawful good character and has been doing so ever since because he finds it funny how shocked it makes others
(Lex Luthor: is never invited because they don't like him)
“Straight outta Gotham”
These two
s1 viktor + s2 jayce, a developing modern classic
Holding both of them in my hands
This is perfect thank you very much
Motivation getting up crazy after this post
Bruce at a charity function, introducing his kids:
“This is my favorite child, Dick.”
“This is my beloved legacy, Cass.”
“This is my most powerful child, Duke.”
“This is my smartest child, Jason.”
“This is Tim.”
“This is my most ambitious and kindest child, Damian.”
“This is my most savvy child, Steph.”
Aw hell nah coz this is how I see them
“He would not fucking say that” is a Schrodinger’s phrase when it comes to Batman. There is probably Batman run where he would say that. There is also probably a run where Batman would kill the other Batman for saying that.
That's what I absolutely adore about Batman. It gives him the potential of such a good comic relief in any media while not loosing any of his brooding persona. I love that ambiguity and the creative freedom it gives to whoever is making a Batman story. Like he can be the worst dad ever then you switch to another media and start taking parenting notes; he could be an absolute jerk then oop nvm he's actually kind and caring; from the least dynamic character to the guy with the most memorable jokes
I just
Love him so much
people don't talk enough about how fucking funny it is that bruce can sub in his kids as batman when he's too busy. like can you imagine it from the league's perspective? imagine you have this really mysterious, geniusly scary guy that you know next to nothing about, never cracks a smile and yet always comes out on top, and one day he shows up to a league meeting and there's just something... off. about him.
you can't pin it down because he's literally acting exactly the same as usual and there's no reason to think there's anything wrong, but maybe he shifted in his seat one to many times, or he looked just a tad bit too bored during green lantern's case review, but something's just... odd. so you quietly ask superman after the meeting if anything's up with the bat bcs you know those two are closer and also clark can hear heartbeats so if something's wrong surely he'll pick it up? and without hesitation he leans over to you and mumbles 'yeah batman was busy, that's his 17 yr old son. he's a crime lord and kills people sometimes though so we're not allowed to let him into the weapons department.' and then walks away like it's normal.
like the whiplash the league must go through every time they realise that no, this is not their fearless dark and brooding leader, this is in fact one of his dipshit kids being forced to sub in bcs the real batman broke an ankle, is incredible.
wonder woman: so that's my proposed plan, what are your thoughts batman?
batman: hn. i think that- *voice raising two octaves* oh shit hold on my phones buzzing
the league:
batman, answering the phone and immediately dropping the Bat Posture™: what do you mean- aw come on little wing that's not fair! but- no, NO DON'T YOU DARE TELL ALFRED I'LL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU- IM SORRY OK I'LL BUY YOU MORE- *catches sight of the league watching him, baffled* *stiffens* ok listen i promise to replace them but i gotta go, please show me mercy iloveyoubye *hangs up*
the league:
batman:
batman: *coughs awkwardly*
superman: *sighs*
batman, to superman: ...red hood found out i ate his chocolate pretzels-
superman, shaking his head: just... just stop.
the flash: so this isn't batman either, is it?
wonder woman: if this one's also a criminal im losing my mind.
superman, tiredly: no no, this one isn't a criminal. this one's actually a cop.
batman: *sinks down in his seat* b's gonna kill me
green lantern, mystified: where does he keep GETTING you all from!?
'batman' dick, who made a pact with jason to Always Fuck With Bruce Whenever The Opportunity Arises: batman is a whore.
they think they've finally sussed out all 2 of batman's kids and then one day during a meeting 'batman' ends up on a 30 minute rant about different hacking methods this tech villain could be using that results in him half way through a sentence breaking off to say '-oh uncle clark could you pass me that pen- thanks, anyway so-' and then five minutes after that when the league have all been exchanging incredulous looks he finally freezes and is like. SHIT.
wonder woman: you're different from the other two, aren't you?
batman: maybe i am maybe i'm not, you can't prove it.
wonder woman:
green lantern: so like, are you new or have you just managed to avoid sub duty up until now?
superman, coughing: actually, this is this ones ninth occasion of replacing batman. you've just never realised before.
the league:
batman: yeah actually the other two are kinda mad i lasted longer than them...
the flash: how the fuck does he keep getting kids with the exact same build as him!??!?
'batman' tim, spent 20 minutes padding the suit out so he would look the part, still mad that bruce keeps palming WE work off on him: oh he forces us to take steroids for it.
the league, concerned:
superman, pinching the bridge of his nose: now come on red robin-
batman, fully tearing up and looking distraught: PLEASE uncle clark, it HURTS, you can't keep COVERING FOR HIM!
superman, frantically to the league: this one lies.
bonus
the league, squinting at batman:
the league: ...
superman: *head in his hands, too disappointed to do anything*
the league: *silently exchanging looks, wondering if anybody's brave enough to say anything*
duke as batman, fully aware this is fucking stupid but jason and tim fell on the floor laughing when dick came up with the idea and frankly, he wanted to see if anybody would have to guts to call him out: so, are we all ready to start the meeting?
You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.
With that in mind, your chosen path is:
A hero
A villain
An early villain who reforms and joins the heroes
Originally a hero, but you soon become a villain
It depends on the current situation, really
None of the above, I've got too much other shit to do
The "Fat fetish" Panic is starting really annoying me, and today i am furious enough to talk about it
It's really long post
Here is the conclusion. But i very recommend to read the whole one especcially if you disagree with the conclusion
It is okay to be angry that there is no much alternative image of fatness, that we don't see a lot of fat characters in not kinky or in not offensive images. But the problem here is not in "too much fat kink images" but in "not enough good fat representation".
You will not create more good representation by being angry on people who have fat fetish, draw fat art or love fat art. Fat fetish panic is not making media more representative. It's just producing hatefull atmosphere
Fat kink is just one of kinks. And kinks is normal part of sexual/romantic activity. And choosing from all the kinks the one only because of fatness element to be cringe - it's just fatphobia, which people learn from society rules but a lot of not even try to question it
and first question you need to ask here is - where is word "skinny fetish" if it is so much about "fat fetish"?
You can never heal anything with hatred
Meeting someone else's love with hate, just think about how ridiculous it sounds
chapter 3 of the spiderverse au fic is done and dusted so to celebrate i cooked up some spider-jayce and doc vik designs :]
read the fic here!
I'm so hyped about this idea
This au is everything I could've dreamt of
This is my full DC humour comic reading list. I can't lock notes on my phone, but I honestly wish I could. Because if I add any more to this damned list, it'll stretch for miles and miles. I just have to settle for everything I have here. We have 60s humour comics, some 90s and 2000s tie in tv show comics, some scooby doo/dc crossover stuff, some graphic novels, the list goes on. If any of the things on the list seem unfamiliar, it's probably because I learned of them through either exploring the website I now use for comic reading, or from exploring the DC wikis. I am half tempted to add the other stuff made by the Tiny Titans people to this list, even if it isn't DC. Their artstyle and sense of humour was always so visually pleasing. I adored it as a kid. So would it be weird if I put the rest of their stuff (even non-dc related) on the reading list? That's what i'm pondering now...
Superfriends:
DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 1 (Limited Collectors' Edition #41 and Superfriends #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 2 (Superfriends #11-20)
DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 3 (Superfriends #20-29)
DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 4 (Superfriends #30-39)
DC Deluxe Collections: Superfriends Vol. 5 (Superfriends #40-47 and DC Comics Presents #46)
Angel and the Ape:
DC Deluxe Collections: Angel and The Ape Vol. 1 (Showcase #77, Angel and The Ape #1-3 and Meet Angel #4-7)
The Inferior Five:
DC Deluxe Collections: The Inferior Five Vol. 1 (Showcase #62-63 and Inferior Five #1-4)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Inferior Five Vol. 2 (Inferior Five #5-12)
Captain Carrot:
DC Deluxe Collections: Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo-Crew Vol. 1 (New Teen Titans #16, Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo-Crew #1-20 and Captain Carrot and his Amazing Zoo-Crew: The Oz-Wonderland War #1-3)
Ambush Bug:
DC Deluxe Collections: Ambush Bug Vol. 1 (DC Comics Presents #52, #59 and #81, The New Adventures of Supergirl #16, Action Comics #560, #563 and #565 and Ambush Bug #1-4, Ambush Bug Stocking Stuffer #1, Son of Ambush Bug #1-6, Secret Origins #48, Ambush Bug Nothing Special #1 and Ambush Bug: Year None #1-5 and #7)
'Mazing Man:
DC Deluxe Collections: 'Mazing Man Vol. 1 ('Mazing Man #1-12, 'Mazing Man Special #1-3 and Secret Origins #16)
DCAU Batman:
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 1 (Batman Adventures #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 2 (Batman Adventures #11-20)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 3 (Batman Adventures #22-27 and annual #1)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 4 (Batman Adventures #28-36, annual #2 and Batman Adventures Holiday Special #1 and Batman Adventures: Mad Love #1)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 5 (The Batman and Robin Adventures #1-7, #9-11)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 6 (The Batman and Robin Adventures #12-21)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 7 (The Batman and Robin Adventures #22-25, annual #2, The Batman and Superman Adventures: World's Finest and The Batman and Robin Adventures: Subzero)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 8 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #1-10 and The Batgirl Adventures #1)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 9 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #11-19 and #21)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 10 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #22-31)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 11 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #32-41)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 12 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #42-51)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 13 (Batman: Gotham Adventures #52, #54-60)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Adventures Vol. 14 (Batman Adventures Vol. 2 #1-3 and #9-16)
DCAU Superman:
DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 1 (Superman Adventures #1-9 and #11-12)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 2 (Superman Adventures #13-23, annual #1 and Superman Adventures Special: Superman vs Lobo)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 3 (Superman Adventures #24-33 and Superman Adventures Special: Dimension of the Dark Shadows)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 4 (Superman Adventures #34, #36-45)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 5 (Superman Adventures #47-56)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Superman Adventures Vol. 6 (Superman Adventures #57-66)
DCAU Batman and Superman:
DC Deluxe Collections: Batman and Superman Vol. 1 (Superman and Batman Magazine #1-8)
DCAU Justice League:
DC Deluxe Collections: Justice League Vol. 1 (Justice League Adventures #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: Justice League Vol. 2 (Justice League Adventures #11-20)
DC Deluxe Collections: Justice League Vol. 3 (Justice League Adventures #21-34)
DCAU Misc:
DC Deluxe Collections: Tales of the DCAU Vol. 1 (Adventures in the DC Universe #1-8 and annual #1)
DC Deluxe Collections: Tales of the DCAU Vol. 2 (Adventures in the DC Universe #10-19)
The Batman (2004):
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 1 (The Batman Strikes! #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 2 (The Batman Strikes! #11-14 and #16-21)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 3 (The Batman Strikes! #22-31)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 4 (The Batman Strikes! #32-41)
DC Deluxe Collections: The Batman Strikes! Vol. 5 (The Batman Strikes! #42-50)
Legion of Superheroes (2006):
DC Deluxe Collections: Legion of Superheroes (2006) Vol. 1 (Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: Legion of Superheroes (2006) Vol. 1 (Legion of Super-Heroes in the 31st Century #11-20)
Batman: The Brave and The Bold:
DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 1 (Batman: The Brave and The Bold #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 2 (Batman: The Brave and The Bold #11-20)
DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 3 (Batman: The Brave and The Bold #21-22 and All-New Batman: The Brave and The Bold #1-8)
DC Deluxe Collections: Batman: The Brave and The Bold Vol. 4 (All-New Batman: The Brave and The Bold #9-16)
Li'l Gotham:
DC Deluxe Collections: Li'l Gotham Vol. 1 (Batman: Li'l Gotham #1-6)
DC Deluxe Collections: Li'l Gotham Vol. 2 (Batman: Li'l Gotham #7-12)
Tiny Titans:
Tiny Titans: Welcome to the Treehouse (Tiny Titans #1-6)
Tiny Titans: Adventures in Awesomeness (Tiny Titans #7-12)
Tiny Titans: Sidekickin' It (Tiny Titans #13-18)
Tiny Titans: The First Rule of Pet Club (Tiny Titans #19-25)
Tiny Titans: Field Trippin' (Tiny Titans #26-32)
Tiny Titans: The Treehouse and Beyond! (Tiny Titans #33-38)
Tiny Titans: Growing Up Tiny! (Tiny Titans #39-44)
Tiny Titans: Aw Yeah Titans! (Tiny Titans #45-50)
Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse (Tiny Titans: Return to the Treehouse #1-6)
Scooby Doo! Team Up:
DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 1 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #1-10)
DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 2 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #11-20)
DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 3 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #21-30)
DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 4 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #31-40)
DC Deluxe Collections: Scooby Doo! Team Up Vol. 5 (Scooby Doo! Team Up #41-50)
Misc:
DC Who's Who Omnibus Vol. 1 (Who's Who: The Definitive Directory of the DC Universe #1-26, Who's Who: Update '87 #1-5 and Who's Who: Update '88 #1-4)
DC Who's Who Omnibus Vol. 2 (Who's Who in the DC Universe #1-16, Who's Who in the Legion of Superheroes #1-7 and Who's Who Update '93 1-2)
Batman: Black and White Omnibus (Batman: Black and White Vol. 1 #1-6 and Batman: Black and White Vol. 2 #1-6)
Superman: Red and Blue Collection (Superman: Red and Blue #1-6)
Superman Family Adventures Collection (Superman Family Adventures #1-12)
DC Super Powers Collection (Super Powers Vol. 4 #1-6)
Collection of DC Graphic Novels for Kids Vol. 1 (Superman of Smallville, Zatanna and the House of Secrets, ArkhaManiacs, Flash Facts and Young Alfred: Pain in the Butler)
Collection of DC Graphic Novels for Kids Vol. 2 (Batman: Once Upon a Crime, Batman's Mystery Casebook, Bruce Wayne: Not Super, My Buddy, Killer Croc, Dear Justice League and Dear DC Super Villians)
Wonder Woman: Black and Gold Collection (Wonder Woman: Black and Gold #1-6)
DC: Super Pets Collection (DC Super Pets! Character Encyclopedia and DC League of Super-Pets: The Great Mxy-Up)
Hello please help me find a fic!
I recall the following:
It was on ao3
It was set post Batman v Superman, with the a Justice a league trying revive Superman
At some point, Batman and Superman(‘s corpse?) are on the remains of the kryptonian ship. Superman gets put in the womb/goo and is revived, freaks out and (of course this is the part I remember) fucks Batfleck in the goo which heals him, removing all medical hardware from his body.
Oh tumblr people, help in this quest and you will have my thanks.
Happy new year !!! 🫠🎉✨️🎇🎆
It doesn't get any more canon than this I'm on my knees
Oh brave, oh strong
Have ever you been able to feel
Fear
For long
For short, maybe at all
Yourself to cowardly and weak compare
By any chance could your position in this chain end up being wrong
There is no pain if you don't fall
Without facing threat there is no knowing fear
This is what used to bravery of yours prolong
But think of weak and small
And learn of why to me they are so dear
For you heroic act is source of tale and song
For them who know it all
It always comes with dread in pair