raised on repashy bug burger

live, laugh, lizzie

[airframeextender]

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere---in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

[yashia7archive-deactivated20231]

blog like no one's following you

[oneheadtoanother]

[cryptotheism]

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

"I just passed the Bechdel Test"

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[horselovrrr]

emoji kitchen is lowkey beautiful guys…

[charl0ttan]

penis magician voice is this your penis

[maykitz]

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[skinilivein]

[segamascott]

guys i have an idea for a movie it's about a musician ☺️ and it's a biopic 🤩 and it tells their story 🧐 because even though they were famous 🥳 they also had some struggles 😔 but also some good moments too 😊 don't you want to come relive their wikipedia page 🤗

[crawfishcomic]

Vigilante

[nest-deactivated20181209]

TV show: This is a TV show called Shits&Farts. It is about shits, & farts. The main characters are two men named Shit, & Fart. They tell shit & fart jokes to each other for the whole twenty-minute runtime.

at least one person you follow on tumblr, instantly: omfg im WITHERING from last nights ep….. the dynamic between shit & fart is so fucking  tense and erotic……im still fucking sobbing i hate my sweet babies….. why do they treat each other like this im fucking BATHING IN ACID….. its so good…….. im EMBALMING MYSELF and then DESECRATING MY OWN CORPSE…..

[sammiesweetheart]

[mrhealyourgirl]

bird courtship looks like this to me

[oneheadtoanother]