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[Hal] [She/Her]

[eliza-makepeace]

You know that interlude where kvothe gets all beat up and when bast asks what happened he says chronicler and him argued about the subjunctive mood because it "needlessly complicates the language"? Because I do

[mellifexfarm]

ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?

you cant really get any better than this. criminally underrated 

[kinka-juice]

Even better, we thought it was extinct for 50 years, and then we just found a whole bunch in a meadow. We lost a bright purple flightless bird the size of a large chicken for 50 years.

[ladiemars]

do you guys think assan gets to sleep in davrin’s bed

[forgondor]

i have a friend who has kinda bad eczema on their right hand but their left hand is fine and thats because acidity makes eczema worse and that includes vaginal acidity and my friend is both a lesbian and a slut so they finger a lot of people and that fucks up the hand they use (their right hand). Anyways do you think BBC sherlock would deduce that by looking at my friend’s hands

[sanjidysphoria]

nothing couldve prepared me for the last sentence

[captainjonnitkessler]

Eternal Flame Falls sounds like the coolest concept for a fantasy book. A path you follow down into a ravine until you find an ever-burning flame inside of a waterfall? That’s fuckin metal! But it’s not in a fantasy book it’s like an hour away from my house I can literally go see it any time! I remember it like once a month and lose my shit over it every time

[captainjonnitkessler]

Look at this. Tell me this isn’t the basis for a cool religion in an epic fantasy novel.

[softness-and-shattering]

OP whats it called? Do you know how it works??

[captainjonnitkessler]

It’s called Eternal Flame Falls, in Orchard Park in western New York. 400 feet below the surface is a 400-million-year old shale formation that contains natural gas, and the grotto contains a leak where that gas is escaping.  The flame can and does go out, but the gas can be re-lit with a lighter like a gas stove. It’s super, super cool from both an aesthetic and a geologic perspective!

[mintyeggs]

in lieu of the saints row boss factory release, heres a redraw of the funniest scene in sr1

[dare-to-dm]

Between Yakuza, Fable and Saints Row, I’m beginning to think I have a type.

[awellboiledicicle]

“Saints row wasn’t some random bullshit before!”

Professor Genki is right there. The dildo bat. The ‘star in a movie about aliens and do really badly’ mission. The literal destruction of the earth in 4. Freckle Bitches as a corporation.

Saints Row is silly as shit, always has been, and you’re just mad the reboot made the protags have current world problems.

[your-hearts-shadow]

[faewaren]

Nicknames: when you shorten someone’s name affectionately

Nicholasnames: when you elongate someone’s name affectionately

[gallusrostromegalus]

Nichard names: when you incorrectly elongate someone's name for humorous effect.

[feldfrog]

Some of my best jokes!

[linguisticparadox]

I love your humor, it reminds me of Mitch Hedberg!

[weaver-z]

My favorite piece of lore about the Thirty Years' War is that everyone was CONVINCED Prince Rupert's dog, "Boy," was a Wicked Demon with Dark Powers. And the dog apparently looked like this:

[weaver-z]

He is literally just a PUPPY!!

[weaver-z]

[valtsv]

the worst thing about writing or any kind of craft is having an idea you're really excited to make a reality but then you sit down and realize how much work it's going to take to get to that point and suddenly you feel like those two little gay guys in the mountain in the lord of the rings

[valtsv]

do you remember how good it was in our head mr frodo

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[vizrecon]

[fear-my-giggles]

So funny thing is that Bullsharks can swim up into fresh water and have been known to swim up the Mississippi River.

I believe the two known shark attacks in Missouri were in the late 1800s.

[the-golden-ghost]

Oh I forgot about Bull sharks!

[gallusrostromegalus]

The New Mexico one was an extremely minor accident between keeper and shark in the Albaquerque Biopark, but since they had to report an injury, they had to report a shark 'bite', even if 'Keeper accidentally shoves arm into shark's mouth' was more accurate. Both keeper and shark were fine.

[queerleigh]

[mommy-mortis]

wait

[mommy-mortis]

yea that's funny

[colossussteppes]

thought this was how they made chicken mcnuggets

[rogha]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[ukrainian-psycho]

Let’s see what this whole hummus thing is about

[mangonetics]

If you're a fan of gay sex I cannot recommend hummus enough

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]