[sidekickjoey]

Tumblr: omg The 1975′s aesthetic is so emo and dark, emo kings, I miss 2014 grungy romanticism 

The 1975: entering their 2005 Samsung logo blue phase 

[magikal-boy]

Update

I ate a kale

I am still not cured

[elesq]

[cartooncoyote]

This is actually the best intro to a porno that has ever existed

[satanblessitt-deactivated201608]

There is no way this is a porno

[zombiesahoy]

This is the best porno there has ever been.

[usingtimewisely]

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

[foodchewer]

live laugh lasagna

[whoa-love]

eating pussy is a religious experience and no one can prove me wrong

[im-thrown]

I’m a snack but everyone seems to be on a diet

[caviria]

[my--intrusive--thoughts]

You make me so happy that even saying I’m happy is an understatement.

[ouch-that-hurts]

“But they raised you!”

They kept me alive. Barely. I raised myself.

[bedroomghosts]

Eternal Sunshine drinking game: start the movie, drink the entire bottle during the opening scene and just cry for the entire movie

[thirdevee]

Get you a girl

Who you can take to Disney World and she gets all excited for the magic

But also gags on your dick in her Minnie Mouse ears back at the resort.

[c-e-illo]

10″x18″ oil painting on canvas. 

I’ve been wanting to do more on the topic of intimacy

[lilspirit]

anyway. I wanna fuck

[satanicvaginas2-deactivated2020]

[flowerbeds]

im a solid 2/10 but im kinky and loyal so hmu

[sunflower-cane]

being chronically ill like

am i nauseous cause i didnt eat? because of something i ate earlier? if i eat will it be worse? better? am i gonna puke? am i just gonna dry heave till i cry? probably.