Meow

Honestly, I don't even know anymore.

[vaentae]

i just need smut in my body system

also — it’s suppose to be massaging not massanging like wtf why autocorrect to that

[katswenski]

[just-shower-thoughts]

2016: The year all your favorite celebrities died 2017: The year all your favorite celebrities were dead to you.

[bizarre-bazart]

[mmilhouse]

do you love the colour of the sky

[sundayroasts]

this is much better than the original.

[luxgalador]

so i have a cat now

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[thelastpilot]

oh

[always-thirsty-pocket]

100% stealth

[gaysdefendingolympus]

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[whoatemycookie]

I'm really happy for those who all got to meet their favourite youtuber, I really am.

BUT DON'T MIND ME CRYING AT EVERY POST HATING THE FACT I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO ;_;

[thoodleoo]

ah yes, the solar eclipse, that glorious event every few years when apollo does something so incredibly stupid that artemis has to yell at him in broad daylight in front of half of the world

[markxsepticxpie]

I. LOVE. JACKSEPTICEYE. ON. PIZZA @therealjacksepticeye

[seene0n]

[sloppy-meatball]

this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college 

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[neokiii]

What is life

[goodnigth]

and after you’re exposed to radiation you need to take off your outer layers and take a decontamination shower, aka wash your body with bar soap or any type of regular soap. no conditioner, no fancy protein soaps. that removes 85%-95% of radiation

[whoatemycookie]

Spread this, please

[boys-say-go]

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

[hidden-suggestion]

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

[nyanbinyuri]

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

[roughhewnends]

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

[meloneons-deactivated20210423]

cats reblog if u agree

[athetos]

You: Dick Pics

Me, an intellectual: Portraits of Richard

[whoatemycookie]

Nothing youtuber related but I was just sketching and this happened. I am honestly quite happy though the anatomy could be better :) P.S I got new markers so I'm still a bit experimenting with them

[whoatemycookie]

I wanted to make septic art as well so I was thinking... Jack is so energetic and bright, and it made me think 'what else is as bright' and yeah, this came up on my mind So here you go :) This is my first ever drawing of Jack by the way... So, thank you Jack for everything and y'all have a nice night, or day :)