isn't it nice to know that the lining is silver

[swarnpert]

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back

[just-shower-thoughts]

Veggie burgers are really just salads in disguise.

[ofedmundandlucy]

It couldn’t be anymore beautiful. I can’t take it in. 

[678i0u]

[tygermama]

Thanos: Creative Problem Solver

[ghost-mantis]

This is a surprisingly solid plan.

[pirulesenvinagre-deactivated202]

Mahoma, la montaña y tola hostia

[pressxtodavid]

“I can’t carry the ring Mr Frodo… BUT I CAN CARRY YOU!”

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ God y do u waste beautiful eyelashes on ungrateful men

[modwyr]

with the new wonder woman trailer its sunk in that we are actually finally getting a female led superhero film, one that is being made with care and given the same amount of attention as all of the other male led super hero films. can u actually believe that after a decade of white male lead super hero films we are actually getting a female super hero film with the most iconic female super hero ever

[themallred3000]

Petition to have Tumblr actually do something about porn blog bots following users.

• It’s annoying. • It gives an imperfect metric for how many followers you have. (I would estimate about 25% of my “followers” are porn blogs run by bots). • It makes pulling up your activity page iffy even if you use Tumblr strictly for SFW content. • It’s problematic for individuals who have struggled with sex and/or pornography addictions, especially since many of the blog names are not obviously porn names, causing you to preview the blog. • It exposes minors to illegal and harmful content.

And to many of us: • It’s disgusting. • it’s degrading to human beings, especially women. • It makes Tumblr a less classy, less reputable place.

Please share this if you agree this is a serious problem.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The only thing fire drills actually teach people is how to sarcastically leave a building as a group.

[defineyourgrind]

[poems-and-words]

Book of the day: The Last Mile by David Baldacci

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[bestof4chan-lel]

[pantywitch]

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

[readingwench-blog-blog]

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

[eggbug-deactivated20191006]

today at breakfast break i was just casually eating a packet of finding nemo fruit snacks and everything is normal im talking to shiny eating candy sea creatures buT THEN THEN UNEXPECTEDLY I PULL OUT A FRICKING MIKE WAZOWSKI FROM THIS PACKAGE OF AQUATIC ANIMALS HE IS MONSTER WHY WAS HE HERE THIS IS NOT MONSTERS INC MIKE THIS IS THE OCEAN

[floristgump]

Wrong door

[coveredwithsnow]

[mickeyandcompany]

Real Life Disney Villains, by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen

[spooky-pens]

Did…someone draw realistic Disney villains and keep the old characters old, fat characters fat and brown characters brown!?

am I fucking dreaming!? someone hold on to me! this is PERFECTION!!!

[psych2go]

I love these posts @word-stuck!

[starwarsgraphictee]

I’m using badkruke as much as I can

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sometimes people use “respect” to mean “treating someone like a person” and sometimes they use “respect” to mean “treating someone like an authority”

and sometimes people who are used to being treated like an authority say “if you won’t respect me I won’t respect you” and they mean “if you won’t treat me like an authority I won’t treat you like a person”

and they think they’re being fair but they aren’t, and it’s not okay.

[do-as-youre-told-deactivated201]

This is so well put I am stunned

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

[queeringoutloud]

Hate it when I’m walking past a puppy who obviously wants to say hi to me and their owners pull on the leash like let me fucking pet your dog.