[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

I could rule the world if I had no dignity

[heavensghost]

yeah shoutout to pleasures of the flesh

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

I can’t believe both Moka’s return from hiatus and the release of the MW4 trailer happened today

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

could someone pls kindly explain where the idea of zephyr having chronic pain came from im going insane trying to find the roots

i’m half a maybe sure I saw a vid of him holding his back while leaving the stage, is this where it came from?

does the (irl) guy actually have back problems?? or did we just run with the one clip?

i just wanna know now

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Rain is a water ghoul that used to live in more temperate waters, so during the coldest days of the year he would usually retreat to the cave of hot springs near the Ministry by swimming through an underwater passageway.

But one time, he found that the entrance had been blocked by a partial collapse, and he absolutely refused to try and clear the rocks in these frigid waters, so he returned dejected and ice-cold shivering back to the Den. Then, in a last ditch effort, he decided to find Dewdrop.

At first, he’s a bit hesitant because even though Dew’s the resident fire ghoul, everyone has learned to not really bother him when he’s practicing (and plus the other ghouls can withstand the cold better than Rain anyway). But when Rain turns the corner into the practice room, and awkwardly sidles up behind Dew for warmth, Dew is really understanding and fr offers to take a bath with him. (Rain would’ve done that but the water goes cold quickly yk)

So then, they’re just both in Rain’s bathtub; and Dew’s warming the water up until the room is steaming, and Rain is pressed so closely against Dew that if he didn’t have gills, he basically wouldn’t be able to breathe between Dew’s shoulder and having half his head underwater, and the only reason his purring dies down is because Rain falls asleep, blissfully no longer shaking uncontrollably, and Dew just accepts it with a smile. He deliberately makes the parts of himself not directly touching Rain hot enough to burn to maintain the water temperature, and keeps other areas of himself a suitable ‘living heater’ temperature. It’s not like he minds being in the water for a long time anyway.

Like three hours later, one of the other ghouls comes to find them for dinner and finds them both asleep in the tub completely wrapped around each other.

And so was born an annual tradition. Even when summer came, Rain never ended up clearing the blocked entrance because he didn’t need (want) to.

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

I have a headcannon that the reason rain does that little tap on dewdrop’s back every time they do the square hammer bend is because one time during rehearsals dew bent backwards too far and ate shit so that tap is just a precaution now

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

The Google search system sucks, the Instagram search system sucks, the Tumblr search system sucks, and the only search system I would ever kiss on the metaphorical face is the ao3 one and I will die on this hill.

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Max Verstappen and his long-term love for the word ‘cvnt’ 😭

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

If I had a penny for every time max Verstappen benefited from drivers of the same team crashing into each other I’d have quite a few pennies

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Save the shirt guys yall wanna get ready for this

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

TWO FO TWO

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

I don’t know what’s happening in f1 anymore

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

no but bc apparently they had to mute his radio?? pls 😭😭

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

I don’t know what’s happening in f1 anymore

[lsunstreakerl]

does anyone want to provide free creative labor and photoshop a miffy hammer for me

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

@lsunstreakerl exercising my free will so I gotchu (unfortunately i can’t do photoshop so I drew it instead)

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Save the shirt guys yall wanna get ready for this

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Only goated driver Max Verstappen could move up 11 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed on by the FIA the entire weekend

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Only goated driver Charles Leclerc could move up 13 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed by unluckiness the entire weekend

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Maybe lestappen yapping through the entire drivers parade is a sign of good fortune

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

I SAID IT. I CALLED IT. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I WILL TAKE IT.

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

Only goated driver Max Verstappen could move up 11 places from near-last before 20% of the race is even completed after getting bashed on by the FIA the entire weekend

[whoevenneedsmynamebro]

MY GOAT IS GOATED. MY GOAT IS GOATED. MY GOAT IS GOA-