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fairyrotting-deactivated2023080

NOW AND THEN 1995, dir. Lesli Linka Glatter

alanspazzaliartist

Clive Masteir work

whoisjuliangold

That new buzz lightyear movie lookin 🔥

holefoodsmarket

what we’re not gonna do is buy into gay-baiting, pec-bouncing boys on TikTok… just because they have good chests and haven’t publicly disclosed their sexualities doesn’t mean they get to profit off of us girl

reallyreallyreallytrying

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single square of chocolate on my tongue for the bacteria to snack on instead of my teeth

lazorsandparadox

Fun fact! The bacteria in your mouth dont eat your enamel! They only eat sugars and such. The stuff that eats your enamel is the byproduct produced by the digestive process of the bacteria. In other words, the thing that causes tooth decay is the bacteria’s equivalent of shit, not the bacteria themselves!

tumblingoverstars

cunningly avoiding tooth decay by going to bed with a single piece of toilet paper on my tongue for the bacteria to wipe their ass on instead of my teeth

shavingryansprivates-deactivate

dopenmind

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

idiotlibra

this is my favorite video on the internet

hashtagloveloses

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

animusrox

I’M BATMAN: a summary

tear-dropp-deactivated20241031

If they want to talk to u they will. People enter bathrooms with their phone btw

catchymemes

bellmandi86

If you or a loved one can hear this image, you may be entitled to financial compensation

dailyflicks

ROMEO + JULIET —1996, dir. Baz Luhrmann

themuppetmasterencyclopedia

The Count in his Count Mobile.

psychodelicategirl

Really wanna dig thru the ditches and burn thru the witches in this ride.

juliette-paxton-deactivated2022

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

girlballs-archive

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

girlballs-archive

congratulations for writing the funniest and also most correct tags on this post

ruinedchildhood

heartfeltdelight

me and my partner have been obsessed with the unhinged insanity of this video for the last day. I can’t stop thinking about it.

jesuisloupseul

I can feel parts of my body shutting down in self-defense while watching this. The amount of damage food like this does should be criminalized. The sheer amount of dairy in it alone is a capital crime.

I’m reblogging this to find it to use as an appetite suppressant in future.

adulthoodisokay

it just keEPS GOING

bookoisseur

Can we talk about this video and how I CAN NOT.

wilwheaton

…the fuck.

xeduo

The “And One More Thing” quality of this reminds me of the Taco Town SNL sketch

transhumanisticpanspermia

i think what makes this one special is how long into the video it remains credibly edible. like “oh it’s pulled chicken. oh, chicken tacos. chicken tacos in a pizza shape? okay sour cream goes with tacos, the mayo’s weird but. hey wait what are you doing with those frying ingredients”

trappedinavelociraptor

“kind of tempted to make that deep fried bbq chicken deep dish quesadilla pepperoni pizza tonight”

Someone on Twitter made it. It filled them only with regret.

chillcatcryptid

Wow…

gateway-2000-deactivated2025111

the fact that mr. bean is literally canonically not human is the funniest thing in television history

gateway-2000-deactivated2025111

yes! in the mr. bean cartoon he's revealed to be canonically an alien, however, given the fact that he falls to earth at the beginning of every episode with an angelic choir leads me to believe he's actually a fallen angel who annoyed God one too many times and got sent to earth so humans have to deal with him instead.