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Personal Blog. I post whatever I like.

[okaymad]

[womanifesting]

This is the meme content I like to see

[jigglypuffsvevo]

i sing a lot for someone who can’t sing

[tinaimel]

I think this might be the most touching painting I’ve ever seen. By Jean Eugene Buland, titled parents 1909 #jeaneugenebuland #art #parents #breastfeeding #history #arthistory #love #children #fineart #oilpainting

[kalynology]

What mothers think while breastfeeding in public

> please stop crying. > Omg I’m so nervous. > if you’d stop putting your hand in your mouth, my nipple could go in there. > no one’s staring… > yes they are – she’s screaming her head off. > should I try to use a blanket to cover? > ugh, I can’t see what I’m doing now! > ugh, why did you unlatch?!

What mothers do NOT think while breastfeeding in public.

> let me lure in all the unfaithful, sinful husbands with my leaking, milk-filled breasts 😈

[danalavoix]

“The World’s Handsomest Man” according to #GQ …their October cover star: James Marsden 👞

[allthingseurope]

Robin Hood’s Bay, UK (By David Nicholls)

[cheesewhizexpress]

[colourofoctober]

I don’t care how hot it is, I’m not going to sleep without a blanket.

[ukwonswife-deactivated20170629]

*male writer voice* i don’t remember her name. it’s not important. i met her at a record store and she went home with me because i offered to buy her cigarettes. she had amazing perky breasts. we drank cheap whiskey and had sex three times that night and then she told me she wanted to be a dragonfly because they were free. i slept with her many times after that. but one day she stopped returning my calls and i don’t know why. that was seven years ago. on monday she got hit by a bus and died. i saw it in the newspaper so i went to her funeral and it made me sad. i don’t know why. i hate my mother even though she pays my rent while i write poetry about masturbating in the shower

[ruinedchildhood]

[ashtrayolsen]

[falsedetective]

i’m absolutely screaming my 6th graders had to write essays about their favorite celebrities and one girl wrote hers about abraham lincoln

[falsedetective]

please remember that i don’t live in america, this is a 12 year old korean girl and when asked about her favorite celebrity her mind automatically jumped to the 16th president of the united states

[mysharona1987]

[clickholeofficial]

[lopmon]

[thecommonchick]

LMAO 😂😭

[linddzz]

One bonus of being An Adult ™ is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young interns cry inside

[linddzz]

a fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing shark and, while looking one intern right in the eye, went “Man is that bae or what huh?” and the look on his face was something i will treasure for years