why am i allowed thoughts

he/it ● this is just my spam account

[glorious-idiocy]

My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)

[wholetmetalk]

i am so insanely depressed and dysphoric so im gonna go drown in hannibal content until i feel better

[wholetmetalk]

i would call the master “babygirl” to his face and he would kill me for it. but it would be so worth it

[rocktheholygrail]

happy hugh dancy pumpkin season <3

[wholetmetalk]

The Witcher

Merlin

What We Do In The Shadows

Lucifer

fans of these shows, please convince me to watch them

[wholetmetalk]

look at this cool bug I found :)

[wholetmetalk]

idk how to cope with roe v wade being overturned so im gonna just not

[wholetmetalk]

working on a long ass post for my main about hannibal and will :)

[wholetmetalk]

i want to take a bite out of will graham

[wholetmetalk]

I wanna make gifs from clips of hannibal but I don't know how and it's stressing me out

[wholetmetalk]

im just like hannibal fr, i too wanna get dicked down by will graham

[peoplesoup]

broke: will graham is "hannisexual" meaning entirely straight with the exception of hannibal

woke: will graham is a repressed bisexual and his character arc is a metaphor for coming to terms w sexual identity

bespoke: will graham is bi and stares at guy butts all the time. we don't see any of this because he's too busy having diseases/being in jail/trying not to enjoy murder. he would have sucked hannibal silly at the drop of a hat.

[hannigramficrecs]

Specific Tropes

(aka a list of really specific asks people have sent me lol) 

Bottom Hannibal

Breakup with happy ending

Confident Will

Courting

Cuddling

Dark and possessive Hannibal

Different First Meeting

Dinner Party

Hannibal dresses Will up and shows him off

Hannibal is smitten

Hannibal is smitten and Will is oblivious

Hannigram together before show started

Hate sex

Jealous Murder Husbands

Kid Fics

Missing Scenes

PG fanfics

Relationship is revealed

Serial Killer Courting

Serial killers love Will

Slowburn Canon

Stockholm Syndrome

Teacher/Student

Wedding

Wedding Proposal

Will confesses his betrayal to Hannibal

Will helps himself

Will is Hannibal’s alibi

Will is obsessed with the Ripper

Will leaves after release from BSHCI 

Will knew the whole time

Will wears Hannibal’s clothes

Will realizes his feelings 

Will’s students

[wholetmetalk]

those 2 little gay bitches make me feel so much and they aren't even fucking real

[crackedcoffin]

newest mads mikkelsen photos <3

[wholetmetalk]

yes I'm liking and reblogging my own post, shut up

[wholetmetalk]

he/she hannibal lecter and he/they will graham supremacy

[wholetmetalk]

I have the sudden urge to make an amazing hannibal post but I have absolutely no ideas