Spaghetti Bird gone Whole Wheat

The name's Jaune Arc. You know, it's kind of difficult being a faunus here at Beacon- I mean the teachers seem alright but you've still got jerks like Cardin giving us a hard time. But maybe- maybe if I can showmyself to be just as great as the huntsmen in history, I can prove that us faunus have a place in the world! Of course falsifying transcripts in order to get in isn't exactly a stellar start...A roleplay blog for Faunus!Jaune. 

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

Tell us of your criminal mastermind ways~

Hahaha, what? Criminal mastermind? I don’t- *shoves lockpick set under bed* I mean I am totally a law abiding citizen and *Stuffs reams of stolen official letterhead paper in trash* TOTALLY a LEGITIMATE HUNTSMAN IN TRAINING! Definitely not a fake, no siree- *Starts tossing hard drives out window* Nope no lawbreaking here!

[shielddeputydirector]

Send my muse notes from their father

[jerple-trash-deactivated2015042]

SCREECH

[engagethemusesmotherfucker-deac]

P.L.E.A.S.E

[water-witch-lapis-lazuli-deacti]

PLEASE OH MY GOD MAKE ME CRY

[twiggenstein]

wholewheatspaghettibirb

"Heh, heya dude, yours is a face I haven’t seen around here that much. What’s up?"

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

Jaune looked up from his lunch- alone at his table for once, having managed to get to the cafeteria early. He quickly swallowed the bite of PB&J he had, "Oh, uh- hi there! Um, not much- sorry have we been introduced?" He slicked a hand back over his hair, only for it to spring right back into it's cockatiel-like cowlick. 

"The name's Jaune Arc- you?"

[twiggenstein]

Topic of the evening: Cardin is an ass.

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

Agreed, seconded, upvoted and passed into law

[rocketjess-archive]

If I get 5 "❀"s I'll voice act my character

Please send in some lines, too! 

[oh-fuckberries]

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

Visit Original Link

We all owe a lot to Monty- just wanted to take some time to say a few things. 

[nayagraham-blog]

OOC:

I know I’m “only” 21 but the RP world often makes me feel so incredibly old with all these 14&15 year olds and such. So…how about, reblog if you’re a roleplayer and you’re 20+.

[askbarayang]

Make you blush, huh? *Pulls out guitar* Here's wonderwall -wholewheatspaghettibirb (he is totally joking)

As if I would be so easily flustered. Nice Try Birdboy.

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

You won't be laughing when I learn the notes for Master of Puppets, Xiao Long! You're heart WILL be mine MWAHAHAHAHAHACKCOUGHCHOKE

Ahem- I think I need some water

[xekstrin]

komodo dragon jaune

yes hello My Fellow Dragons

I too, am A Dragon,

you can tell because I definitely have not forged my way into dragon flight school at all

yes I am quite dashing the ladies love my powerful jaw muscles

[askalittlesnowflake-blog]

[xekstrin]

IM GOING TO SCREAM!!!!! IM SCREAMING!!!

[prouddoe]

BUT LATER, JAUNE has a TERRIBLE CONFESSION to make!

[postnw-deactivated20190207]

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Starbomb - Player Select - Glass Joe’s Title Fight

[basedrussel]

Okay, but Jaune is Glass Joe, Qrow is Doc, and Yatsuhashi is Mr. Sandman.

[based-qrow]

"I tried to tell him"

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

"My favorite color is seven." -Jaune "Glass Jaune" Arc

[bloodandgears-blog]

Send me 'Pucker up!' to give my Muse an Unexpected New Years Kiss!

[xekstrin]

jaune aces his test. jaune of checkmark

[xekstrin]

Jaune busts a drug dealer. Jaune of Narc

[ask--blakebelladonna]

((this has probably been done before X))

[memes-away]

A box of puppies

My muse in lingerie

A fruitcake

A bunch of dildos

A stinkbomb

Edible Underwear

Handcuffs

A box of kittens

Coal

Socks

A fleshlight

A mail-order bride

A camera full of nude photos of themselves

A sex tape of my muse masturbating

A book

A maid outfit

[askbarayang]

"That looked easier on TV." -wholewheatspaghettibirb

Yang smirked. “It always does, buddy.” The blonde picked the weight up off Jaune’s chest. She pulled the weights off one by one until ten pounds remained.

"Why don’t we start small?"

[wholewheatspaghettibirb]

So much for a badass 1980's weight training montage. Jaune nodded when given the now much lighter benchpress bar, "Hey, uh- thanks for spotting me today, I really appreciate it," he cleared his throat, "So, how many reps, Coach?"