Untitled @whoopingweedbot - Tumblr Blog

headspace-hotel

The best Wikipedia lists

List of inventors killed by their own inventions

List of scandals with the -gate suffix

List of noodles

List of hoaxes

List of pirates

Response to sneezing - that is, what you say after someone sneezes

List of places in the U.S. named after places elsewhere

List of songs about bicycles

List of American advertising characters (e.g. the geico gecko. There is also an article for breakfast cereal mascots specifically.)

List of unusual deaths

List of superlative trees - its TREE APPRECIATION TIME

Recursive islands and lakes

List of Crayola crayon colors

List of individual birds. There is SO much going on here.

List of deep-fried foods (aaaaaaa)

List of words that are their own antonyms

List of genres (of...everything)

List of onomatopoeias - READ THIS PLEASE

List of Noah’s Ark replicas

List of people who have been pied

List of voids - This is meant in the astronomy sense but I think the name is funny.

List of animal sounds

List of cryptids

List of prison escapes

List of discredited substances - there’s a LOT going on here

List of methods of capital punishment

List of wartime cross-dressers

List of extinct dog breeds. this topic contains some of my favorite obscure facts

List of songs considered to be the worst - there is also an article about the worst books and one about the worst movies, if you’re interested

List of facial hair styles

List of clowns

List of sexually active popes - I just think it’s funny that this is an article

List of reportedly haunted locations

List of animals with fraudulent diplomas

List of people who died on the toilet

List of English language metaphors

List of bad luck signs

sa-patchnotes

the onomatopoeias 😂😂

purpleduck1400

Ping Food (derogatory (possibly))

dragonncat

I wanted to add a list of fictional elements (and materials, isotopes, and subatomic particles) because I'd been meaning to find one, but then I found this monstrosity, the List of lists of lists, and I just had to add a few and then I thought to look in the tags to try to compile other people's cool lists and then I was drawn back to The List so here is nearly three hours of wasted time in one nice neat list (wow, that doesn't even sound like a word anymore):

List of stories set in a future now past

List of unexplained sounds from @hostilehospitalbeds

List of helicopter prison escapes from @unicorn-elvis

List of gairaigo and wasei-eigo terms (Japanese loanwords from western languages) from @passumbapper

List of common misconceptions from @passumbapper

List of heavy metal genres from @time-and-water

Lists of renamed places for the confused time travelers and/or immortal beings here

List of extremes on Earth

List of disasters by cost

Lists of men. It's funny as a concept but the further you scroll the more mundane it gets. It does start off strong though.

List of catgirls. Yes, really.

List of nicknames used by Donald Trump

List of most expensive domain names

List of frivolous political parties

List of satirical news websites

headspace-hotel

Thank you so much @dragonncat this is a great addition.

#ref

retrogamingblog

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

qsy-complains-a-lot

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

scienced-deactivated20250710

Passion.

phuijl

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

shakespearevillain

Also, it’s shot and edited to highlight the skill of the stuntmen. It’s shot in full light so you can see everything happening. They never break the 180 rule so it’s relatively simple to follow the action despite it being a brawl between four different characters. While not using insanely long takes, the editor still chose shots that allowed the stuntmen to show off their work. The camera remains relatively steady. This is essentially the antithesis of the action movies that rely on confusing the audience into thinking the stunts are cooler than they are. Here, the stuntmen are really good stuntmen doing really good work and it shows.

prismatic-bell

Also I feel like the SFX are used to highlight the work rather than highlight it? Like nobody has a full-body glow, even when they’re doing their special moves that’s emphasized with camera work and cuts (slow-mo, changing to a lower angle, etc.) rather than LOOK HOW SHINY MARIO IS NOW.

#video #fave

compulsive

#aestehtic

leannihilation-deactivated20230

I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

Words to live by

Thinking fondly about the entire genre of victorian hauntings that were "everybody who stayed in the house after dark saw weird shit going on for months until the entire structure suddenly combusted of its own ghostly accord" which abruptly ended as soon as we stopped lighting our homes with vast quantities of odorless gas

#fave

assignedfaggatbirth

listened to Bohemian Rhapsody today… i’m so very sorry

assignedfaggatbirth

If this post gets 100 notes I’ll recreate the entire song through memes

assignedfaggatbirth

OK so I’ll do my best to get this done soonish–it may be a week or two, but I’m doing it

assignedfaggatbirth

My masterpiece… is complete.

chidi-anaqonye-deactivated20181

op did not put in this much work for 160 notes

doodleboots-deactivated20190129

@musicalsandtrees

scaldinghate

I don’t know who to tag… This is a fuckign masterpiece

@shitpost-registry

themuppetmasterencyclopedia

Drunk Labyrinth Goblin

According to a study by the Williams Institute at UCLA School of Law, there are approximately 9 million LGBT Americans. In 1860, the Confederate States had a total non-enslaved population of 5.6 million.

By any reasonable metric, the rainbow flag more authentically represents the American experience that the Confederate one.

talkgentlytome

Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/

vvillowenna

If you thought “hm those styles of art AND speech seem very familiar,” you are right because it is the same person that did these

Oh my god damn

gay irl

@skeleton-fucker69

California

frisk is just a fucking baby. and everyone just monologues at them

mtvmakesmewannasmokecrack

alphys: you know i… i used to hate myself, before you came along. i don’t know… i don’t want to use you to boost my self esteem but i just want to say… thanks, you know? for giving me a little more confidence, i guess. you’re really special to me

frisk: *is five years old*