It's In The Lap of The Gods

I'm gabby and my talents include fucking things up and making great desserts

[mayriecate-deactivated20241002]

Where’s Waldo except it’s Jonsey Being a Dork edition

[swbxx]

My tumblr is my own little museum.

[aurapalettes]

me after feeling the slightest bit of sadness

[sarahconnorjr]

[babeimgonnaleaveu]

Robert Plant plays a tambourine on stage at Kezar Stadium in San Francisco, 1973.

[thatgirlwiththememes]

[rogersgirlfriend]

[nutsacktorturer]

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

[dankmemeuniversity]

[djsubatomic]

Visit Original Link

Inspired @connorsquarter ‘s post

[ziraseal]

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

[butch-king-frankenstein]

I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[sandandglass]

[nightlifemingus]

i’m sorry to say this, but it has come to my attention that in disney’s descendants, dopey the dwarf has a son named doug — which means that canonically, dopey has fucked

[acoolguy]

and he will continue to fuck unless we find a way to stop him

[guam-deactivated20240602]

“…history does not repeat itself…but it [history] does exhibit general patterns, dictated by common human needs and desires…”

[whitmanic]

why are you committing atrocities in the tags and not the post

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

[colinquinn]

@staff u pack of bastards

[datmos]

bread is illegal now

[poupon]

[tastefullyoffensive]

Worth it. (via welder22)

[slowspinningredemption]

“Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s planting seeds in a garden you never get to see.” – Hamilton, 2015  

[great-tweets]