Who the Eff is Hank???

 SoCal. He/him. Nerdfighter/Whovian/Student. BTW Maureen Johnson is life. K bye.

[asperwolf]

No, sir, you saved your life, I was just the soundtrack.

John Darnielle, The Mountain Goats, in response to a crowd member telling him he saved his life (via tatedoesthebloggingthing)

[plasmalogical]

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

[effsm11111111111111-deactivated]

No self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.

[plasmalogical]

self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes

[snufkind]

I cannot believe my fu ck ing e y e s john cena was turned down for a role in kim possible and then, in that moment, decided “you know what, I think it’s time for a change in my career, I’m going to becoem a F UCKING WRESTLER “ 

[somethingborrowed]

ROOOOOON CENA

[iskariotrising]

I’ve been laughing about this for two whole days

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[andrewismusic]

tf is this

[garbageurl]

i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful 

[whotheeffishank-blog]

I have a special place in heart for the person who reblogs with “It got better.” Yes, person; it did get better, and I am a glad witness to your joy.

[shcdcwhunter-blog]

And people say Drarry isn’t real..

[thedorktimes]

You can have your turducken…I prefer the meaterprise

[torteen]

The turkey is for Thursday’s traditional Thanksgiving feast…the meaterprise is for Friday’s hodgepodge leftover celebration! Right? Well, it is at my house!

[emptyheartsonfire-deactivated20]

[iskariotrising]

ever notice jon wurster ONLY ever buttons the bottom button or two of his jean jacket

never more. never less.

[iskariotrising]

with the exception of this look, where he’s TUCKED IT INTO HIS PANTS

[universalharvester]

i’m pretty sure that’s a corduroy jacket, but yr point stands

[honeymoon-hotline-deactivated20]

[whotheeffishank-blog]

TFW you subtweet a penguin

[egrlfrnd-deactivated20231228-de]

This has been my thanksgiving.

[phoenixwillowwolf]

This is the true meaning of the holiday.

[srslypod]

Bake Off is not about the money, or even really about the winning. Bake Off is a magical world of bunting and scones and dapper lesbian comedians making ridiculous puns about buns and gentle, worried people getting in a flap about pastry. There are very few hysterics. Legend has it that if anybody has a real breakdown in the middle of a signature bake, presenters Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins stand next to them repeating brand names and swear-words so the cameramen can’t use the footage, and don’t you dare disabuse me of that fact, because I want it to be true.

Laurie Penny on why The Great British Bake Off is the best thing on television (obviously, as discussed on episode 12) (via christeana)

[thehotrock-deactivated20200623]

[brucesterling]

*You want my advice, “all those cyberpunks”?  Take a vacation once in a while.  You need the metaphysical perspective, and when you live long enough you get rather urbane about the corruption

[goodassbutt-deactivated20111220]

[nidokingu]

[solvatochrome]

oh my god

[digital-duplicate]