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Gay AND European | he/they | I roll dice for fun (Dragonborn Enjoyer)| I feel very strongly about music

[sailermoon]

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

[sailermoon]

[ft-rj]

boom boom boom boom i want you in my loom knit you into a sweater then sew it up forever

[pissvortex]

Christians when they die and go to science instead of heaven

[ozempicofficial]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[localpubliclibrary]

It's literally crazy luck that I've only ever come across nails ever since I got my hands on my awesome hammer

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[eebie]

LORD I NEED 2 FIND SOMEONE WHO CAN HEAL MY MIND

[eebie]

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[ouroborosorder]

”all language is approximation” believers when my autistic ass finally weaves together the exact right linguistic phrase that conveys pure information and shatters qualia as we know it

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[dogpuppy]

[evilwizard]

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

[galactic-mayhem]

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

[evilwizard]

<|:^)

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[succumbing-song]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things