Chaotic neutral

If this doesn't work out, maybe I'll try taxidermy. 🧊✨🦜🔥☄️🦖🫠 Birds, paleontology adjacent content, absurdism, gars. Dinotopia meets Westworld is my best tag.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[beanytuesday]

Animal Crackers for Zoologists

[infinitebrians]

SACABAMBASPIS

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[photogdenography]

A Good Stretch

Brown Pelican - Point La Jolla, CA

[photogdenography]

The Reviews Are In

[whowatchesthewolfwatchers]

Yet if this were a pterosaur I’d be all about it

[sadgi]

she missed

[thatdisasterauthor]

There should be a critique group aimed at pairing up academics and fiction writers so the academics can help the fiction writers with the science in their work, and the fiction writers can help the academics with the approachability of their work when they're moving out of strictly academic writing and into areas like book writing and op-eds and such.

[whowatchesthewolfwatchers]

Please let me help you, script writers. That Project Hail Mary centrifuge did psychic damage to your audience.

[givemegifs]

[bob-artist]

Bittern at the grocery store

[sparkly-heretic]

A very elegant crime.

(edit: my partner just pointed out that maybe the bittern is going to pay, and that's a good point)

[bob-artist]

Don't worry, his disguise was flawless and he got away with his snack :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry, 7,645 species of frog on planet earth, ok? peace and love on planet autism

[werewolf-transgenderism]

great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,670 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

new year new frogs! 7,678 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,683 species of frog in the world, ok? ❤️

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

[wandering-aloneo-o]

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

[markscherz]

95 at present, more on the way :)

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,806 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don’t cry. 7,817 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet autism 💖

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

[werewolf-transgenderism]

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

helpp hellppp we are the flamingo twins and we just fucking FELL OVER

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

[gayweeddaddy69]

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

[senshibignaturals]

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

[whowatchesthewolfwatchers]

Happy Pride Month these sinkholes are features of karstic landscapes named 天坑 (tiankeng) or heavenly pits

[scoldingdarjeeling]

😭

[whowatchesthewolfwatchers]

Charlie and Chuck dance to Michael Jackson's Chicago? Say no more.

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

criminals, as typical, are punished by the divine when they choose to disrupt the peace. The most cruel are always dealt punishment in ways we can't always see. This finch is going to prison for 3934991 years sadly nevermind im not putting that on the post because the idea of a little bird being in prison forever makes me cry. he actually will go to a private island full of seeds and fruits

[fandaniel]

what the fuck

[fandaniel]

been in my head for days

[tinylobelia-deactivated20200702]

[wisteriafield]

i’ll kick anyone’s ass. i’ll kick your ass. i’ll kick your dog’s ass. i’ll kick my own ass

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[whowatchesthewolfwatchers]

Turned over a new leaf; found some new bugs.