Doin my Darndest

Sam. 27. A lesbian in love.

[persorene]

so i started playing sdv again

[libraford]

I'm happy to report that teenagers still get a kick out of putting 'le' in front of random nouns to make it sound 'french,' knowing full well that it is not actually french.

Some kids behind me at a sports day were doing it ('le photo' 'le picture' 'le basketball' 'le dribble' 'le get out the way gary') and I was immediately transported back to 2001 when we made the same jokes.

[cloudselkie]

I almost said "because we are le poor" in a post earlier and I didn't because I figured no one would find it funny and now I wish I had. 😅

[libraford]

I guarantee this style of humor will awaken a sleeping giant in anyone who was chronically online in teh 00's.

[gaylor-moon]

[grippy3000]

fun fact one of the world champions in pepper-eating contests is a trans woman and she actually faced significant backlash because people somehow thought she had a biological advantage. to eating spicy pepper

[grippy3000]

update bc i went back and checked: her name is brianna “the chilli queen” skinner and she set a record in 2017 by slamming back 23 carolina reapers consecutively. she only stopped when told to by the referees, and the next year she stepped down out of boredom. queen

[pettyartist]

Here's a picture of her, by the way

And her super supportive wife

[eebie]

literally heartbreaking. see that crack.. he just BROKE his pussy.

[depsidase]

[neet-chan]

[astraldemise]

shout out to bitches that cant tell you shit about their special interest. the interest that has been with me for the majority of my life is squid and despite the numerous documentaries, articles and marine biology books ive read regarding them i honest to god couldnt tell you a thing about them besides "a squid is an animal that is so cutes"

[btc-official-deactivated2024071]

two households both alike in dignity

[plaguedocboi]

[sunfortune]

much to think about. many such cases. methinks. some great words and phrases to add to your vocabulary

[natalieironside]

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone.

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad"

[rebels-cairn]

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous

[tiktoksformyfriends]

[video by soupygarbagejuice. original caption: stuie]

[bitemeilovewaffles]

"I guess I would scream too if I knew a God could hear me" is too much of a raw line to come from a tik tok about a cat

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes tbh

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

#the shitpost calligrapher is still alive??#tbh I thought they deactivated a while ago

WHY DOES EVERYONE THINK IM DEAD IM JUST ON HOLIDAY I *HAVE* INTERNET!!!

[kittydesade]

Sometimes I can still hear them post…

[cryptiddies]

Hey shout out to every custodial/sanitation worker taking out and cleaning up literal hot garbage so that the rest of us can go about our summer days like it doesn’t exist

[cryptiddies]

Glad to see this resonated with someone, respect custodial staff or die<3

[dilsdoes]

leaf bracket (finals)

weed (52 year streak war on drugs winner)

basil (from pesto)

Voting ended onJul 1, 2023

[dilsdoes]

congratulations basil for winning the war on drugs.

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

i think i saw the main character of an anime today he was out with who i assume was his girlfriend? and they literally looked like this

[rubykgrant]

did this happen in Connecticut

[fadingpeacedogg]

[bigstupiduglyogre]

[lordworm]

Reblog to make it die faster

[cats-and-confusion]

Hey can anyone tell me what the FUCK this behavior means

[nesofuyu-deactivated20240825]