Goddess in Free Verse

I exist in your vacant dreams

[caldoderuby-deactivated20260127]

[caldoderuby-deactivated20260127]

✨🌸Me🌸✨

[netherworldpost]

Ah, October.

Or as it should maybe be called, Actual October, not Liminal October or October Via Force of Will.

[byjove]

2025 boyfriend: I have been DMing instagram models and purchasing their OnlyFans content with money from our shared bank account. Also, I am a high value redpilled male and you should work your ass off for crumbs of my affection.

Iron Age boyfriend: help girl they’re cutting my nipples off with a ceremonial knife and throwing my bound corpse into a bog

[byjove]

2025 boyfriend: Despite cheating on you and leeching off you for 6 months, I am going to have a screaming crying breakdown when you try to leave me and piss myself and get so very angry when you call my mom to come get me.

Iron Age boyfriend: the crops would not grow, they are saying I have displeased the gods, this is the only way to save the people, my blood will sate this land I have dishonored. also I have 6 parasites and 3 serious infectious diseases so I was going to go soon anyway I think.

[byjove]

I’d like to issue a public apology for not making it clear I have never had a boyfriend from the Iron Age and this post is a hypothetical creative work about the stark differences in quality of life and dating culture in 2025 and 2 thousand years ago in Iron Age Ireland. I am so sorry for not clarifying that and potentially spreading misinformation about the 6’6" Irish dreamboat that must have been the Old Croghan Man.

[myzornaccount]

Now I know you're lying. There's no way an Irish could be 6'6"

[byjove]

Rude. Also, the crazy height estimate on Old Croghan Man isn’t so bizarre within the context of other Iron Age Irish bog mummies. Cashel Man and Gallagh Man were also very tall for prehistoric humans. Not sure what was going on in Ireland but there were a lot of tall 20 something guys being thrown in bogs ritualistically for several thousand years.

[candydandyorsomething]

there’s no tall irish men anymore because they were all taken by The Bog

[byjove]

Hozier is 6'6" because he crawled out of the bog after being placed in there in the late Iron Age.

[elodieunderglass]

(They let him keep his nipples.)

[za-ra-h]

Lips lips lips

[animentality]

[departmentq]

[captainkirkk]

Concept: Peter actually got bitten by a totally normal spider. It's just a coincidence that his mutant powers were awakened around the same time

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Okay, this is hilarious. And we have seen mutant powers manifest in response to stress triggers. So totally possible.

Enhanced physical abilities, minor electromagnetic field manipulation (his wall crawling), light extrasensory perception, removed from context of the bite, these are not especially spidery.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

His stress trigger was getting bitten by an unknown spider when he didn't have health insurance.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

This is a quality addition.

[netherworldpost]

I always wonder if the spider got powers too

Or maybe reverse, now it has to deal with taxes and has anxiety

[guavamandering]

having a smart woman follow you back is so scary bc it’s like what if she finds out that im stupid

[wonlis]

once again i've made an art with someone pierced through (though in more metaphorical sense)

[snake-spotted]

snake spotted!!

[corazoncain]

Lucifer the Star, created with the purpose of having an Ego to match God's, slighted when the kingdom he was promised was given to another, fought against unfairness, doomed from the start to be the Necessary Evil, doomed to believe he was given the choice of Rebellion.

Cain the First Murderer, the Tiller of the Earth, the First Gravetender, cursed to be the first to set death upon humanity, created with jealousy in his heart that swayed his hand to strike his brother, doomed from the start to be the Necessary Evil, doomed to believe he was given the choice of Killing.

Judas the Betrayer, known by the Son he would betray, asked to follow for the purpose of becoming martyred for a martyr, doomed from the start to be the Necessary Evil, doomed to believe he was given the choice of Reconsideration.

[candlelight-writings]

Gian Lorenzo Bernini (1598-1680); Italian sculptor and architect.

“What Shakespeare is to drama, Bernini is to sculpture[…]” Katherine Eustace, 2011

[corpsebibliophile]

"I suppose at one time in my life I might have had any number of stories, but now there is no other. This is the only story I will ever be able to tell." - The Secret History

[wizardsexmachine]

[spindrifters]

hang on I’m trying to see something

don’t tell me the name of your pet, just tell me in the tags the name you call them that’s got nothing to do with their actual name

[gluten-free-pussy]

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

[animution11]

[royalhans]

polar opposite of this post

[hrmsketches]

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

edit: you can now get this comic as a print!

[why-persephone]

Sometimes, you just need to take nyquil, scroll Tumblr, listening to an old dir en grey album while you sink into something between depression and insanity

[3liza]

99% of "mysterious disappearances" esp of people in their 20s who start acting weird for 48 hours and then vanish are not mysterious, thats just when a lot of reality-obliterating mental illness tends to kick in and it's pretty easy to get a short circuit in your brain that makes you go family guy death pose in joshua tree national park. it's not any less tragic, it's just a documented phenomenon and not particularly predictable. its a big reason the medical advice is for people with a family history of schizophrenia to completely avoid weed and psychedelics. "people just go crazy sometimes" is a principle of human health that used to be a lot more accepted prior to the american midcentury and to a certain extent thats a healthier way to conceptualize and prepare for the risk, as opposed to the modern assertion that anyone acting weird is dangerous and broken forever.

[3liza]

you should have a rough outline of a plan for if any of your loved ones experiences psychosis, it really does happen a lot. UTIs can cause psychosis. taking drugs, even safe drugs, or prescription drugs, can cause psychosis. i was once prescribed a heavy regimen of vitamin D because i was deficient, but the doctor never told me to stop taking it, so i moved to california, stopped being deficient, and developed vitamin d toxicity with downstream hyperparathyroidism which triggered significant hypomania that was undetected and uncontrolled for yeeeeeeears. i just slowly got Weird and started making impulsive decisions based on slightly out-of-gamut beliefs. i drove cross country by myself to have a love affair. the love affair was real, the series of decisions leading to burning down my life in pursuit of it were based on not great brain function however. etc. you see what i mean. churchill mentioned depression being the "black dog who stalks us" (one reason for Churchgrim's multi-referential name) but theres another, stealthier dog called Insanity and it's closer to some people than others but man it sneaks up on you. every time i see one of those "guy gets weird and drives into the wilderness forever" missing persons stories i think "yeah i could totally pull that off"

[oarfjsh]

"van gogh cut off his ear what a lunatic" you are 3 nights of bad sleep, getting unexpected upsetting news and taking a substance as benign as coffee at the wrong time away from doing the same hope this helps